A New Zealand walked into an Australian unemployment office,
marched straight up to the counter and said,
"G'day mate, I'm lookin' for a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.
We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur for his beautiful young daughter. You'll have to drive
her around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided.
Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be
provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the
young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is
$200,000 a year."
The New Zealander said "Nah, you're tellin' me bullsh*t!"
The man behind the counter said "Well you f*ckin' started it!"
A New Zealand walked into an Australian unemployment office,
marched straight up to the counter and said,
"G'day mate, I'm lookin' for a job."
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing.
We've just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a
chauffeur for his beautiful young daughter. You'll have to drive
her around in a big black Mercedes, uniform provided.
Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be
provided and once a year you will also be required to escort the
young lady on her overseas holiday. The salary package is
$200,000 a year."
The New Zealander said "Nah, you're tellin' me bullsh*t!"
The man behind the counter said "Well you f*ckin' started it!"
-- Edited by twobob at 22:28, 2008-10-19