- A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time?" "No," he replied. A whole lot of them begin with "If elected I promise..."
twobob said
08:18 PM Oct 27, 2008
- The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
Wombat 280 said
08:59 PM Oct 27, 2008
My father was a good one for putting people in their place who he thought weren't pulling their weight with a saying "Your about as Useful as an ashtray on a motorbike"
dave06 said
09:18 PM Oct 27, 2008
or as "good as tits on a bull"
twobob said
09:39 PM Oct 27, 2008
What about my dad First thing Monday morning, I am half asleep in bed, about to get up and in he storms
"Whats this, still in bed, do you know that the day after tomorrow is Wednesday, middle of the week, and you have nothing done yet!!!"
Wombat 280 said
10:34 PM Oct 28, 2008
or a hip pocket in a singlet.
When frustrated with what's going on and can't get through " Milo give me strength "
dave06 said
02:48 PM Oct 29, 2008
did you hear about the gay cowboy................. rode in to town and shot up the sherriff!!!
Ozziebushfolk said
04:47 PM Nov 2, 2008
Or as useless as a chocolate fireguard!
NannyMon said
02:17 PM Nov 3, 2008
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
NannyMon said
02:22 PM Nov 3, 2008
Ham and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig.
- A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time?" "No," he replied. A whole lot of them begin with "If elected I promise..."
- The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
First thing Monday morning, I am half asleep in bed, about to get up and in he storms
"Whats this, still in bed, do you know that the day after tomorrow is Wednesday, middle of the week, and you have nothing done yet!!!"