If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Labor /Greenie doesn't like guns, they wants all guns outlawed.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Labor/Green is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a Labor/Green is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Liberal is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A Labor /Greenie wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Labor /Greenie's demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Liberal is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A Labor /Greenie non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a Liberal reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A Labor /Greenie will delete it because he's "offended."
Elle on Wheels said
11:26 PM Dec 2, 2011
Sorry - this is not humerous it is offensive
goinsoon said
11:31 PM Dec 2, 2011
Elle on Wheels wrote:
Sorry - this is not humerous it is offensive
Each to their own opinion, others on this forum found it funny
-- Edited by goinsoon on Saturday 3rd of December 2011 08:32:30 PM
rockylizard said
11:18 AM Dec 5, 2011
Gday...
Political humour ... usually makes me smile ...
Having said that ... "If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Labor /Greenie doesn't like guns, they wants all guns outlawed." ... is without fact and in reality it was Johnny Howard, a BIG L Liberal who legislated the banning of firearms in Australia.
I guess I prefer genuine satire ..... rather than one-eyed bias.
Cheers
John
Hylda&Jon said
02:32 PM Dec 5, 2011
Another boring political joke
Oh! & why do you only say Labour/Greens?....do you find it embarrasing reminding people of the Liberal/National alliance?
goinsoon said
04:10 PM Dec 5, 2011
Please don't start an argument here, Cindy doesn,t like that
But to answer your question, I only cut and pasted the joke as I am sure that is most of YOU all do here
-- Edited by goinsoon on Monday 5th of December 2011 04:11:31 PM
-- Edited by goinsoon on Monday 5th of December 2011 04:12:04 PM
rockylizard said
06:50 PM Dec 5, 2011
Gday...
Agree with Cindy's stand ... and definitely not looking to stir the possum (sorry Wombat )
But once you put something up over your name - you inherit some ownership.
Cheers
John
goinsoon said
12:18 AM Dec 6, 2011
rockylizard wrote:
Gday...
Agree with Cindy's stand ... and definitely not looking to stir the possum (sorry Wombat )
But once you put something up over your name - you inherit some ownership.
Cheers
John
Cindy hasn't made a comment on my posted joke, so I don't know where you are coming from.
OH! and I still like the joke - sorry
-- Edited by goinsoon on Tuesday 6th of December 2011 12:22:10 AM
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Labor /Greenie doesn't like guns, they wants all guns outlawed.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Labor/Green is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Labor/Green is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a Liberal is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Labor /Greenie wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Labor /Greenie's demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Liberal is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Labor /Greenie non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)
If a Liberal reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Labor /Greenie will delete it because he's "offended."
Each to their own opinion, others on this forum found it funny
-- Edited by goinsoon on Saturday 3rd of December 2011 08:32:30 PM
Gday...
Political humour ... usually makes me smile ...
Having said that ... "If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Labor /Greenie doesn't like guns, they wants all guns outlawed." ... is without fact and in reality it was Johnny Howard, a BIG L Liberal who legislated the banning of firearms in Australia.
I guess I prefer genuine satire ..... rather than one-eyed bias.
Cheers
John
Another boring political joke
Oh! & why do you only say Labour/Greens?....do you find it embarrasing reminding people of the Liberal/National alliance?
Please don't start an argument here, Cindy doesn,t like that
But to answer your question, I only cut and pasted the joke as I am sure that is most of YOU all do here
-- Edited by goinsoon on Monday 5th of December 2011 04:11:31 PM
-- Edited by goinsoon on Monday 5th of December 2011 04:12:04 PM
Gday...
Agree with Cindy's stand ... and definitely not looking to stir the possum (sorry Wombat
)
But once you put something up over your name - you inherit some ownership.
Cheers
John
Cindy hasn't made a comment on my posted joke, so I don't know where you are coming from.
OH! and I still like the joke - sorry
-- Edited by goinsoon on Tuesday 6th of December 2011 12:22:10 AM