THE GIRL ACROSS THE STREET - She's gorgeous, voluptuous and single! She lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she got home from work this evening. I was surprised when she walked across the street, up my driveway and knocked on the door. I opened the door, she looked at me and said, "I just got home, and have this strong urge to go out to have a good time, dance, get drunk and get laid tonight. Are you doing anything?" I almost had a heart attack but quickly replied, "Nope, I'm free! "Great," she said, "can you look after my dog?