I am trying to save on my power bill at home, my problem is this: every time I open the fridge door the light is on, how do I turn the light off once the door is closed?
Now some smart bugga is going to say remove the bulb, but that is stupid, if I do that I will not be able to see in the fridge when I open the door.
Also I can't get in the fridge to turn the light off when the door is closed because the food is in the way, also I don't like being cold, and it is cold in my fridge.
I am sure somebody here will be able to help me to fix this and help me save power.
Ma said
08:06 AM Jul 22, 2011
You could relocate yourself the the funny farm Womby.............
They give you room and board there and you won't have any electricity bills, come to think of it you won't have a fridge either..............
_wombat_ said
08:31 AM Jul 22, 2011
no electricity bugga, that could mean no internet, what would I do without my internet?
BobnBev said
08:32 AM Jul 22, 2011
Wombat ,we had the same problem , fixed it with a window in the door so we now see that the light goes out. to easy .. Thought every one had a window in their fridge door to watch the light go out...
_wombat_ said
08:52 AM Jul 22, 2011
thats a good idea, will go and google 'window in fridge door' and see what results I get, I knew I would get a sensible answer from somebody on this site.
Hmmm on second thoughts, that seems like a silly idea, just googled windows in fridge door and all it comes up with is bar fridges with all glass doors like the ones in the pub.
How did you cut a hole in your fridge door? does it let much cold out?
NeilandRaine said
09:11 AM Jul 22, 2011
I have a very small eskimo living in the fridge and his job is to turn off the light when the door is closed. Sometimes I think he is a bit slack cause our power bill is still high.
_wombat_ said
09:25 AM Jul 22, 2011
NeilandRaine wrote:
I have a very small eskimo living in the fridge and his job is to turn off the light when the door is closed. Sometimes I think he is a bit slack cause our power bill is still high.
Where can I get a very small eskimo? and does he/she eat much of the food in the fridge?
gubby said
09:36 AM Jul 22, 2011
Now c'mon Wombat, I know for a fact that Wombats don't have lights in their burrows and they don't have any problems.
Just take the globe out and after awhile you'll be able to pick the food by it's smell...
_wombat_ said
10:04 AM Jul 22, 2011
gubby wrote:
Now c'mon Wombat, I know for a fact that Wombats don't have lights in their burrows and they don't have any problems.
Just take the globe out and after awhile you'll be able to pick the food by it's smell...
How many wombat burrows have you been down, we have lights in ours
that is silly, the bulb does not keep the fridge cold so there would be no bad smell as you insinuate
gubby said
10:10 AM Jul 22, 2011
_wombat_ wrote:
Where can I get a very small eskimo? and does he/she eat much of the food in the fridge?
You could always put an ad in help wanted for a grey nomad eskimo to do some fridge sitting, you'd have to stock up on blubber though...
Vic said
10:41 AM Jul 22, 2011
Plenty of Blubber (read bull) going on now so he won't be short of that !
Morning All! (remember Green Bottle)
I have to behave myself today, I have rellies coming up from Wombats area shortly.
The Mrs is a descendant of Guy Fawkes and the Fawkes are gathering for their monthly lunch today, I told her I am ringing the police you just don't know what they may be planning with the Queen coming over for CHOGM.....oooops.....I forgot the Police are monitoring websites now, especially Facebook etc and Forums........
Where can I get a very small eskimo? and does he/she eat much of the food in the fridge?
You could always put an ad in help wanted for a grey nomad eskimo to do some fridge sitting, you'd have to stock up on blubber though...
thats the sort of reply I would expect from Vic, he is nearly as silly as you
-- Edited by _wombat_ on Friday 22nd of July 2011 10:50:50 AM
_wombat_ said
10:52 AM Jul 22, 2011
Vic wrote:
Plenty of Blubber (read bull) going on now so he won't be short of that !
Morning All! (remember Green Bottle)
I have to behave myself today, I have rellies coming up from Wombats area shortly.
The Mrs is a descendant of Guy Fawkes and the Fawkes are gathering for their monthly lunch today, I told her I am ringing the police you just don't know what they may be planning with the Queen coming over for CHOGM.....oooops.....I forgot the Police are monitoring websites now, especially Facebook etc and Forums........
Plenty of Blubber (read bull) going on now so he won't be short of that !
Morning All! (remember Green Bottle)
I have to behave myself today, I have rellies coming up from Wombats area shortly.
The Mrs is a descendant of Guy Fawkes and the Fawkes are gathering for their monthly lunch today, I told her I am ringing the police you just don't know what they may be planning with the Queen coming over for CHOGM.....oooops.....I forgot the Police are monitoring websites now, especially Facebook etc and Forums........
I was born on Guy Fawkes day...........does that make me a member of the family Vic?
_wombat_ said
11:03 AM Jul 22, 2011
Ma if it does then I feel sorry for you
gst said
11:15 AM Jul 22, 2011
Give up the fridge eat can food, drink warm beer or room temp red wine like before we had fridges.
_wombat_ said
11:17 AM Jul 22, 2011
hey, gst I don't remember that far back
gst said
12:43 PM Jul 22, 2011
Thats ok with all the world warming up maybe time to start trying it out
JRH said
12:53 PM Jul 22, 2011
How do you know the light is on when the door is closed?
Onedodger said
03:20 PM Jul 22, 2011
Wombat,
I'd go for taking the bulb out then you can do it by feel.
The cold glass ones are very important and the furry ones are to be left alone.
The sloppy ones are finger lickin. and finally the hard ones are for SWMBO.
bill12 said
08:11 PM Jul 22, 2011
eskimos eat blubber, so if you are fat, I would watch your self.Also in summer,where they live, the sun shines all night. maybe you shold ask them to keep some for your fridge?
Cruising Granny said
11:21 PM Jul 22, 2011
Wine at room temperature is ok until you live in the tropics. I like my wine just off the boil. So I did the sacreligious thing and chilled the wine and added ice. I'm from the Barossa, so that makes me an expert. An "ex" is a has-been, and a "spert" is a drip under pressure.
GrumpyOne said
12:48 AM Jul 23, 2011
Hey Guys n Gals,
How do you convicts know about Guy Fawkes anyhow........ it's a pommy tradition, you bloody convicts an d ya fun police have banned all the fun & fireworks, unless your in the Territory that is, won't belong before they ban it too.
Womabt just take the bulb outta the fridge and use a torch when ya need to se what ya grabbing out... :lol:
Hoo Roo Happy Days
Grumpster
Bugger just noticed I am now a senior member........ OH sh1t no one warned me being a poster here made me become a senior before my time.......
-- Edited by GrumpyOne on Saturday 23rd of July 2011 12:49:09 AM
_wombat_ said
07:34 AM Jul 23, 2011
thats a good idea I'll use a torch.
if you ask Cindy nicely she maybe able to reduce your post so that you go back to being a newbie
BobnBev said
09:15 AM Jul 23, 2011
How did you cut a hole in your fridge door? does it let much cold out?
Matey that was the easy bit, Chainsaw and axe, Wife was so happy that I didnt make a mess in the van.. What cold ?
Rip and Rosie said
11:31 AM Jul 23, 2011
I seem to remember the little men who used to live in the pokermachines and make the wheels stop after you pulled the handles.
They are mostly out of work now, with the new electronic machines and all.
Maybe one of them is looking for work, and would take on your fridge, Wombat.
If you handle the interview well, you might get him to do a bit of cleaning as well.
(BTW- they are all male, as no woman would take on the job)
_wombat_ said
03:55 PM Jul 23, 2011
RnR you are nearly as silly as me
Vic said
11:56 PM Jul 23, 2011
Ma wrote:
I was born on Guy Fawkes day...........does that make me a member of the family Vic?
Your welcome Ma......I don't include myself in this group of bloody terrorists.....they botched the job anyway (dobbed in).......don't take any notice of Wombat though, he's just jealous he wasn't there..... (in the torture and execution squad).
Grumpy, it was big thing when I was a kid in Oz, who could build the best bonfire, make the best stuffed Guy Fawkes etc, couldn't wait for "Cracker Night" as some called it. We were allowed fireworks then too...
Rip and Rosie said
02:36 AM Jul 24, 2011
Lordy, lordy, Vic..... I remember those cracker nights !!!
Every kid in the street scrounging money to buy crackers at the local shop, scrounging old clothes and a hat for our Guy Fawkes, and scrounging rubbish from every neighbour for the bonfire !
Sky rockets launched from a coke bottle, catherine wheels launched from a nail on the fence, and tuppeny bungers to scare the little kids.
My mum used to give us potatoes to throw in the bottom of the fire for a roast potato feast afterwards.
We used to build out bonfire in the paddock across the road, but I remember the year we built it too close to the road and up went the fence and a telepole!
I am trying to save on my power bill at home, my problem is this: every time I open the fridge door the light is on, how do I turn the light off once the door is closed?
Now some smart bugga is going to say remove the bulb, but that is stupid, if I do that I will not be able to see in the fridge when I open the door.
Also I can't get in the fridge to turn the light off when the door is closed because the food is in the way, also I don't like being cold, and it is cold in my fridge.
I am sure somebody here will be able to help me to fix this and help me save power.
You could relocate yourself the the funny farm Womby.............
They give you room and board there and you won't have any electricity bills, come to think of it you won't have a fridge either..............
no electricity bugga, that could mean no internet, what would I do without my internet?
thats a good idea, will go and google 'window in fridge door' and see what results I get, I knew I would get a sensible answer from somebody on this site.
Hmmm on second thoughts, that seems like a silly idea, just googled windows in fridge door and all it comes up with is bar fridges with all glass doors like the ones in the pub.
How did you cut a hole in your fridge door? does it let much cold out?
Sometimes I think he is a bit slack cause our power bill is still high.
Where can I get a very small eskimo? and does he/she eat much of the food in the fridge?
Now c'mon Wombat, I know for a fact that Wombats don't have lights in their burrows and they don't have any problems.
Just take the globe out and after awhile you'll be able to pick the food by it's smell...




How many wombat burrows have you been down, we have lights in ours
that is silly, the bulb does not keep the fridge cold so there would be no bad smell as you insinuate

You could always put an ad in help wanted for a grey nomad eskimo to do some fridge sitting, you'd have to stock up on blubber though...
Plenty of Blubber (read bull) going on now so he won't be short of that !
Morning All! (remember Green Bottle)
I have to behave myself today, I have rellies coming up from Wombats area shortly.
The Mrs is a descendant of Guy Fawkes and the Fawkes are gathering for their monthly lunch today, I told her I am ringing the police you just don't know what they may be planning with the Queen coming over for CHOGM.....oooops.....I forgot the Police are monitoring websites now, especially Facebook etc and Forums........
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes
thats the sort of reply I would expect from Vic, he is nearly as silly as you
-- Edited by _wombat_ on Friday 22nd of July 2011 10:50:50 AM
Thanks a lot mate
tiy enjoy yourdelves today with the relies
I was born on Guy Fawkes day...........does that make me a member of the family Vic?
Ma if it does then I feel sorry for you
Give up the fridge eat can food, drink warm beer or room temp red wine like before we had fridges.
hey, gst I don't remember that far back
Thats ok with all the world warming up maybe time to start trying it out
How do you know the light is on when the door is closed?
Wombat,
I'd go for taking the bulb out then you can do it by feel.
The cold glass ones are very important and the furry ones are to be left alone.
The sloppy ones are finger lickin. and finally the hard ones are for SWMBO.
So I did the sacreligious thing and chilled the wine and added ice.
I'm from the Barossa, so that makes me an expert.
An "ex" is a has-been, and a "spert" is a drip under pressure.
Hey Guys n Gals,
How do you convicts know about Guy Fawkes anyhow........ it's a pommy tradition, you bloody convicts an d ya fun police have banned all the fun & fireworks, unless your in the Territory that is, won't belong before they ban it too.
Womabt just take the bulb outta the fridge and use a torch when ya need to se what ya grabbing out... :lol:
Hoo Roo Happy Days
Grumpster
Bugger just noticed I am now a senior member........ OH sh1t no one warned me being a poster here made me become a senior before my time.......
-- Edited by GrumpyOne on Saturday 23rd of July 2011 12:49:09 AM
thats a good idea I'll use a torch.
if you ask Cindy nicely she maybe able to reduce your post so that you go back to being a newbie
Matey that was the easy bit, Chainsaw and axe, Wife was so happy that I didnt make a mess in the van.. What cold ?
They are mostly out of work now, with the new electronic machines and all.
Maybe one of them is looking for work, and would take on your fridge, Wombat.
If you handle the interview well, you might get him to do a bit of cleaning as well.
(BTW- they are all male, as no woman would take on the job)
RnR you are nearly as silly as me
Your welcome Ma......I don't include myself in this group of bloody terrorists.....they botched the job anyway (dobbed in).......don't take any notice of Wombat though, he's just jealous he wasn't there.....
(in the torture and execution squad).
Grumpy, it was big thing when I was a kid in Oz, who could build the best bonfire, make the best stuffed Guy Fawkes etc, couldn't wait for "Cracker Night" as some called it. We were allowed fireworks then too...
Every kid in the street scrounging money to buy crackers at the local shop, scrounging old clothes and a hat for our Guy Fawkes, and scrounging rubbish from every neighbour for the bonfire !
Sky rockets launched from a coke bottle, catherine wheels launched from a nail on the fence, and tuppeny bungers to scare the little kids.
My mum used to give us potatoes to throw in the bottom of the fire for a roast potato feast afterwards.
We used to build out bonfire in the paddock across the road, but I remember the year we built it too close to the road and up went the fence and a telepole!
RnR you must be as old as Vic
