They all look a bit young and fit. Not sure my arthritis could keep up with that crowd, but where was that group in 1970 when I needed them? And the product you mention.........never had penis envy so I'll pass thanks
-- Edited by The dog lady on Saturday 17th of September 2011 10:21:14 AM
Vic said
10:28 AM Sep 17, 2011
Hi Dog Lady,
Not wishing to be too personal, but I thought it may be a good product for the ladies with arthritic knees that make squatting difficult for those road stops behind the bushes on long trips when they get caught short.......
Father Ted said
10:57 AM Sep 17, 2011
Vic,not personal,offensive more like it.Really do we need items like that on a family Forum.
The dog lady said
10:59 AM Sep 17, 2011
aaargh, I think in pictures. But you may be right, I've just seen a whole lot more of them for sale on ebay , so I guess someone must be using them. I'm not quite ready for that yet!
The dog lady said
11:00 AM Sep 17, 2011
Oh come on, it's funny
Esmeralda said
11:14 AM Sep 17, 2011
Vic wrote:
Was browsing a website and came across this link for "Adventurous Women"......
Check out the "Go Girl" product at the right hand bottom of the page....
Thanks for being so thoughtful Vic and thank God I have a porta potti because my knees are shot and there are many things I can no longer do - including kneeling and squatting (the porta potti is hard enough).
Rip and Rosie said
01:18 PM Sep 17, 2011
Lots of women are using them when travelling- and when I look at fome public toilets I know why.
jonathan said
01:45 PM Sep 17, 2011
I'm so lucky I'm a guy .. look at how many rubber bands yuh get in a packet eh !
Vic said
01:51 PM Sep 17, 2011
Father Ted wrote:
Vic,not personal,offensive more like it.Really do we need items like that on a family Forum.
I don't think it is offensive at all. It's a fact of life and if you have done a lot of travelling as I have with a female then you would know how handy these things could be.
Sorry, I don't think it is offensive at all, sorry you think so though!
-- Edited by Vic on Saturday 17th of September 2011 05:41:01 PM
Dave83 said
01:54 PM Sep 17, 2011
How could that product POSSIBLY be offensive?
Next you'll be telling us that toilet paper is offensive because it implies that somebody might touch their nether regions with it - we couldn't have that on a family forum now could we?
How utterly ridiculous!
I can definitely see the humour in the product though! I have a vague recollection of reading somewhere else on these forums about somebody who tried something similar, with less than favourable results. Gave me a good chuckle.
GarrynLyn said
01:59 PM Sep 17, 2011
Offensive??? Not likely. These products have been around for years although probably not widely advertised.
Ma said
02:27 PM Sep 17, 2011
Think Father Ted needs a reality check perhaps...........
It's OK if you have built in devices like the blokes. I reckon it's a great idea.
jonathan said
02:48 PM Sep 17, 2011
not offensive at all here ..
JRH said
02:58 PM Sep 17, 2011
No offence seen here.
Father Ted said
03:08 PM Sep 17, 2011
Righto seems as though I am the only person who did take a stance on a delicate and personal subject.I hope that you upright people know that in some States Squatting is illegal.As for the mention of toilet paper,well that is going to far,is nothing sacred anymore?I personally do not like the shape of Coke bottles,why you may ask,well I will tell you,the bottles look like models of the human body,the shape of the bottles could easily give people with distorted minds the wrong idea.
JRH said
03:14 PM Sep 17, 2011
Father Ted wrote:
Righto seems as though I am the only person who did take a stance on a delicate and personal subject.I hope that you upright people know that in some States Squatting is illegal.As for the mention of toilet paper,well that is going to far,is nothing sacred anymore?I personally do not like the shape of Coke bottles,why you may ask,well I will tell you,the bottles look like models of the human body,the shape of the bottles could easily give people with distorted minds the wrong idea.
We are all entitled to our opinion and the majority appear not to take offence. Whilst I think you are wrong I will fight to the death for your right to express your opinion.
Ma said
03:14 PM Sep 17, 2011
You poor thing Father Ted........................ I don't know what they taught you at school.......................at least you still have your sense of humour....................
Ma said
03:15 PM Sep 17, 2011
Hear you loud and clear JRH.............still giggling here...........
petengail said
03:32 PM Sep 17, 2011
Father Ted wrote:
Righto seems as though I am the only person who did take a stance on a delicate and personal subject.I hope that you upright people know that in some States Squatting is illegal.As for the mention of toilet paper,well that is going to far,is nothing sacred anymore?I personally do not like the shape of Coke bottles,why you may ask,well I will tell you,the bottles look like models of the human body,the shape of the bottles could easily give people with distorted minds the wrong idea.
-- Edited by petengail on Saturday 17th of September 2011 05:28:45 PM
Vic said
04:18 PM Sep 17, 2011
Father Ted.......I thought you were a man of the people and of the world.......I will never grace your confessional again.....Ever....
(Do a few Hail Mary's and maybe I will think about it ! )
JRH said
04:23 PM Sep 17, 2011
Ma wrote:
Hear you loud and clear JRH.............still giggling here...........
Still giggling myself Ma.LOL
Father Ted said
04:48 PM Sep 17, 2011
Mate you wouldn't know a fence from a Northaven Bowling Club Bouncer.He He.Get out of that one.
JRH said
05:03 PM Sep 17, 2011
Father Ted wrote:
Mate you wouldn't know a fence from a Northaven Bowling Club Bouncer.He He.Get out of that one.
Would that be only 2 bouncers per over?????????LOL
petengail said
05:35 PM Sep 17, 2011
Father Ted wrote:
Righto seems as though I am the only person who did take a stance on a delicate and personal subject.I hope that you upright people know that in some States Squatting is illegal.As for the mention of toilet paper,well that is going to far,is nothing sacred anymore?I personally do not like the shape of Coke bottles,why you may ask,well I will tell you,the bottles look like models of the human body,the shape of the bottles could easily give people with distorted minds the wrong idea.
A. If squatting is illegal must everyone stand?
B. If squatting is illegal how did we ever get our huge sheep runs?
C. If we cant mention toilet paper how do we order it in a supermarket?
D. Is nothing sacred anymore - probably never was
E. If coke bottles look like models of the human body why are they not really rounded on the bottom? Hardly anyone seems to have a "hour glass waist anymore?
F. If I have a "distorded mind" so be it, its kept me amused for years.
G. To my knowledge, these devices have been on sale in the USA for at lest 20 years. cheers pete
Vic said
05:36 PM Sep 17, 2011
I think Father Ted might have had too much of the altar wine all..........hmmmm.........NBC bouncer.......is that an Old Dart saying John?
-- Edited by Vic on Saturday 17th of September 2011 09:36:10 PM
gubby said
06:19 PM Sep 17, 2011
Coca cola designed there bottles originally so as they could be identified by touch, the theory was if you were at a beach party or similar you could select the coke without needing a light.... Don't remember any mention of the human body...
Better be careful of Bananas, Cucumbers and Peaches etc.....
JRH said
06:21 PM Sep 17, 2011
Vic wrote:
I think Father Ted might have too much of the altar wine all..........hmmmm.........NBC bouncer.......is that an Old Dart saying John?
-- Edited by Vic on Saturday 17th of September 2011 05:42:12 PM
You could be correct about the altar wine Vic, I have never heard of NBC Bouncer in darts but in cricket it could be "Nicely Bloody Cracked Bouncer" as the ball was despatched to the boundry. LOL.
jules47 said
06:24 PM Sep 17, 2011
Is Father Ted for real?????? - The shape of a Coke bottle is so that all size hands can hold onto it without it slipping, especially when it is wet!!!!!!!!!
If he is serious, I feel quite sorry for him
Esmeralda said
09:07 PM Sep 17, 2011
gubby wrote:
Coca cola designed there bottles originally so as they could be identified by touch, the theory was if you were at a beach party or similar you could select the coke without needing a light.... Don't remember any mention of the human body...
Better be careful of Bananas, Cucumbers and Peaches etc.....
Gubs, I get the reference to bananas and cucumbers - but you lost me with the peaches
Was browsing a website and came across this link for "Adventurous Women"......
Check out the "Go Girl" product at the right hand bottom of the page....
http://www.adventurouswomen.com.au/
They all look a bit young and fit
. Not sure my arthritis could keep up with that crowd
, but where was that group in 1970 when I needed them? And the product you mention.........never had penis envy so I'll pass thanks
-- Edited by The dog lady on Saturday 17th of September 2011 10:21:14 AM
Hi Dog Lady,

Not wishing to be too personal, but I thought it may be a good product for the ladies with arthritic knees that make squatting difficult for those road stops behind the bushes on long trips when they get caught short.......
Vic,not personal,offensive more like it.Really do we need items like that on a family Forum.
aaargh, I think in pictures
. But you may be right, I've just seen a whole lot more of them for sale on ebay , so I guess someone must be using them. I'm not quite ready for that yet!
Oh come on, it's funny
Thanks for being so thoughtful Vic and thank God I have a porta potti because my knees are shot and there are many things I can no longer do - including kneeling and squatting (the porta potti is hard enough).
I'm so lucky I'm a guy .. look at how many rubber bands yuh get in a packet eh !
I don't think it is offensive at all. It's a fact of life and if you have done a lot of travelling as I have with a female then you would know how handy these things could be.
Sorry, I don't think it is offensive at all, sorry you think so though!
-- Edited by Vic on Saturday 17th of September 2011 05:41:01 PM
Next you'll be telling us that toilet paper is offensive because it implies that somebody might touch their nether regions with it - we couldn't have that on a family forum now could we?
How utterly ridiculous!
I can definitely see the humour in the product though! I have a vague recollection of reading somewhere else on these forums about somebody who tried something similar, with less than favourable results. Gave me a good chuckle.
Offensive??? Not likely. These products have been around for years although probably not widely advertised.
Think Father Ted needs a reality check perhaps...........
It's OK if you have built in devices like the blokes. I reckon it's a great idea.
not offensive at all here ..
No offence seen here.
Righto seems as though I am the only person who did take a stance on a delicate and personal subject.I hope that you upright people know that in some States Squatting is illegal.As for the mention of toilet paper,well that is going to far,is nothing sacred anymore?I personally do not like the shape of Coke bottles,why you may ask,well I will tell you,the bottles look like models of the human body,the shape of the bottles could easily give people with distorted minds the wrong idea.
We are all entitled to our opinion and the majority appear not to take offence. Whilst I think you are wrong I will fight to the death for your right to express your opinion.
You poor thing Father Ted...........
............. I don't know what they taught you at school.........
..............at least you still have your sense of humour............
........
Hear you loud and clear JRH.............still giggling here...........
-- Edited by petengail on Saturday 17th of September 2011 05:28:45 PM
Father Ted.......I thought you were a man of the people and of the world.......I will never grace your confessional again.....Ever....

(Do a few Hail Mary's and maybe I will think about it !
)
Still giggling myself Ma.LOL
Mate you wouldn't know a fence from a Northaven Bowling Club Bouncer.He He.Get out of that one.
Would that be only 2 bouncers per over?????????LOL
I think Father Ted might have had too much of the altar wine all..........hmmmm.........NBC bouncer.......is that an Old Dart saying John?
-- Edited by Vic on Saturday 17th of September 2011 09:36:10 PM
Coca cola designed there bottles originally so as they could be identified by touch, the theory was if you were at a beach party or similar you could select the coke without needing a light.... Don't remember any mention of the human body...
Better be careful of Bananas, Cucumbers and Peaches etc.....
You could be correct about the altar wine Vic, I have never heard of NBC Bouncer in darts but in cricket it could be "Nicely Bloody Cracked Bouncer" as the ball was despatched to the boundry. LOL
.
Is Father Ted for real?????? - The shape of a Coke bottle is so that all size hands can hold onto it without it slipping, especially when it is wet!!!!!!!!!
If he is serious, I feel quite sorry for him
Gubs, I get the reference to bananas and cucumbers - but you lost me with the peaches
