You really know who your friends are don't you when you rely on them and they SHIFT CAMP................I was even prepared to make you an honarary grey too.... you could even change your name to Gunsynd if you wanted too and I would still love ya.
-- Edited by Ma on Thursday 23rd of February 2012 07:13:55 PM
Ma said
07:54 PM Feb 23, 2012
PM: ME!!!!!!
First Bloke: Blue
Minister for consumption of alcohol and piscatoril pursuits: Blue
Treasurer and Minister for Transport: Dougwe because he has had experience
Minister for Indigenous Affairs: Firefly, just because
Minister for Overseas: Landfall because he has his own transport, won't cost us anything to send him over there
Minister for Propoganda: Happywanderer because she always has her ear to the ground
Minister for Secret Women's Business: Beth54 because she can see what women need in the future
Minister for Communications and Radio: Milo because he has experience
Minister for Happiness: Travel Bug because she is
Minister for Heritage and Antiquity: Antique Pete because he isn't
Minister for the Environment: Wombat with assistance from Vic and JRH
Minister for Animal Rights: ChiChi because she loves dogs
Minister for the Intgerior: Gerty Dancer because she already lives in the inner sanctum
Minister for Navel affairs: g-nome-ee (The Gnome) because he contemplates and he knows his ports
FUTURE POSITIONS TO BE ADVISED.
-- Edited by Ma on Thursday 23rd of February 2012 07:55:54 PM
Beth54 said
07:56 PM Feb 23, 2012
I'll put my hand up for the Centrelink job. I'll whip those bludgers into shape!
Oops, I preempted you PM Ma.
-- Edited by Beth54 on Thursday 23rd of February 2012 07:59:12 PM
Ma said
08:20 PM Feb 23, 2012
Hylda&Jon wrote:
Ma wrote:
There will be free travel for all Nomads................of the grey variety of course
Hang on! does that mean free travel & camping for just grey nomads only?
You may have just lost our vote Ma. We're only a little grey so do we just get free short travel & a little camp?.
Not really sure if I want to be a little camp anyway
Cheers
Jon
Jon, I will send you the appropriate reimbursement for the bottle of Magic Silver White for your hair and a ticket to Oxford Street in Sydney for the march that they hold there each year.
Would you like a position in my cabinet Jon. I thought Hylda could be the Minster for Education because she does.
And anyway as Blue said, He's not grey, he's Blue and he doesn't have grey hair he has silver.
-- Edited by Ma on Thursday 23rd of February 2012 08:22:55 PM
Travel Bug said
10:01 PM Feb 23, 2012
Ma wrote:
Minister for Happiness: Travel Bug because she is __________________________________________________________
Ma, I humbly accept the post and vow to perform my duties as happily as I can.
p.s. If it isn't already taken, I also wish to apply for the position of: Minister for Happy Hours. I am widely experienced in this area...and my time telling skills....which are essential to the job....are second to none.
I know that it's always 5 o'clock somewhere!!!
-- Edited by Travel Bug on Thursday 23rd of February 2012 10:02:26 PM
-- Edited by Travel Bug on Thursday 23rd of February 2012 10:10:18 PM
Blue Orchid said
01:34 AM Feb 24, 2012
Why, because of her great attributes.
1. She is better looking than Juliar, Krudd or Rabbit.
2. She can stick to a budget and not run it into the red.
3. Even when in a state of high aggitation, you can still understand every word and the meaning behind them.
4. She has a proven record of controlling how much money goes into poker machines, pubs and bottle shops.
5. She has the ability to compromise with one statement "Do it my way"
6. She is a great cook, so we can save money by sacking all those highly paid chefs in the lodge.
7. She has a very handsome husband.
__________________
My wife does all the driving
I just hold the steering wheel
jimricho said
01:39 AM Feb 24, 2012
Crawler!
milo said
01:44 AM Feb 24, 2012
I wouldnt mind Wombat for pm...
Gerty Dancer said
01:46 AM Feb 24, 2012
Oh Milo, dont get him started!!!. Besides Ma is better looking!
Antique Pete said
02:14 AM Feb 24, 2012
Ma's too honest to be prime minister, what about benevolent dictator?
Vic said
02:18 AM Feb 24, 2012
Blue Orchid wrote:
3. Even when in a state of high aggitation, you can still understand every word and the meaning behind them.
I think we should be able to set up a Caravan/Campervan/Motorhome/Tent Embassy on the front lawn....with free camping.
Ma said
02:53 AM Feb 24, 2012
Firefly wrote:
Hang on, hang on, what are her policies?
WHats in it for us, the real backbone of this country?
Will we be better off yet again once she is in Kirribilly or can we free camp on the lawn every so often?
My Husband and I will govern jointly when I AM elected PM.
There will be free travel for all Nomads................of the grey variety of course
There will be happy hour EVERY night with free liquid of choice.
There will be hot hot showers with plenty of water pressure AND flushing loos (can you imagine Kirribilli with long drops
And last but not least and increase in pension and an increase in dividends for all self funded retiree nomads.....again of the grey variety.
Happywanderer said
02:55 AM Feb 24, 2012
Hooray!!!! Ma has my vote too.
Blue Orchid said
03:10 AM Feb 24, 2012
Once she becomes PM, Ma will have a lot on her plate, so I will take over the allocation of free camping sites at The Lodge and Kirribilly house.
There will be no restrictions for honest grey nomads, those with grandchildren in tow may be allocated the spaces far away from the better campsites.
Ma will pass legislation that a percentage of union fees will be garnished to provide ensuite sites for those who are not blessed with an indoor bathroom in the vans.
The ministers will be responsible for their portfolio budget, if they spend more than allocated. the surplus will come out of their salary, even if this means selling their family home and taking over any trust fund that they have set up to avoid taxes/rip off the Australian taxpayer/provide for their non-existing children or pay for their hairdresser to make their hair is red/blue/brown/wavy
Firefly said
03:10 AM Feb 24, 2012
I am not grey.
Wombat may have a better deal.
Blue Orchid said
03:13 AM Feb 24, 2012
Firefly wrote:
I am not grey.
And I'm not blue
ChiChi1 said
03:18 AM Feb 24, 2012
I don't know if I'm grey or not anymore. My important question would be, are the The Lodge and Kirribily house pet friendly?
Firefly said
03:18 AM Feb 24, 2012
I'm sorry guys, its just that we are so used to listening to our leaders speak with fork tongue, we want this spelt out, we want to know, we have our rights.
Gunsynd ay, mmmmm.
Beth54 said
03:23 AM Feb 24, 2012
Doesn't Kirribilli have a sloping lawn down to the harbour? If that's the case, how about throwing in a water slide for those hot summer days?
Ma said
03:25 AM Feb 24, 2012
We can have a water slide and a tunnel of love for those still so inclined and a ghost train too for that added thrill of yesteryear
Ma said
03:26 AM Feb 24, 2012
ChiChi1 wrote:
I don't know if I'm grey or not anymore. My important question would be, are the The Lodge and Kirribily house pet friendly?
We will install appartments for your furry friends at the rear of the house suitably decorated and with reverse cycle aircon.
Beth54 said
03:26 AM Feb 24, 2012
Ma wrote:
We can have a water slide and a tunnel of love for those still so inclined and a ghost train too for that added thrill of yesteryear
Ya got me!
Dougwe said
03:27 AM Feb 24, 2012
Just make up a tax Ma for all non grey nomads and then rule all grey nomads get free accom in cv parks. Just don't change your mind later. You can make petrol and diesel 10c lt. Double the budget for road maint. Forget that one, just blow the budget on that one. Blue, you will be the first man.
Ma said
03:28 AM Feb 24, 2012
Firefly wrote:
I'm sorry guys, its just that we are so used to listening to our leaders speak with fork tongue, we want this spelt out, we want to know, we have our rights.
Gunsynd ay, mmmmm.
Now, you know me FF...................would I sling a load of the proverbial......just look at this face, these eyes..................
You really know who your friends are don't you when you rely on them and they SHIFT CAMP.......
.........I was even prepared to make you an honarary grey too.... you could even change your name to Gunsynd if you wanted too and I would still love ya.
-- Edited by Ma on Thursday 23rd of February 2012 07:13:55 PM
PM: ME!!!!!!
First Bloke: Blue
Minister for consumption of alcohol and piscatoril pursuits: Blue
Treasurer and Minister for Transport: Dougwe because he has had experience
Minister for Indigenous Affairs: Firefly, just because
Minister for Overseas: Landfall because he has his own transport, won't cost us anything to send him over there
Minister for Propoganda: Happywanderer because she always has her ear to the ground
Minister for Secret Women's Business: Beth54 because she can see what women need in the future
Minister for Communications and Radio: Milo because he has experience
Minister for Happiness: Travel Bug because she is
Minister for Heritage and Antiquity: Antique Pete because he isn't
Minister for the Environment: Wombat with assistance from Vic and JRH
Minister for Animal Rights: ChiChi because she loves dogs
Minister for the Intgerior: Gerty Dancer because she already lives in the inner sanctum
Minister for Navel affairs: g-nome-ee (The Gnome) because he contemplates and he knows his ports
FUTURE POSITIONS TO BE ADVISED.
-- Edited by Ma on Thursday 23rd of February 2012 07:55:54 PM
I'll put my hand up for the Centrelink job. I'll whip those bludgers into shape!
Oops, I preempted you PM Ma.
-- Edited by Beth54 on Thursday 23rd of February 2012 07:59:12 PM
Jon, I will send you the appropriate reimbursement for the bottle of Magic Silver White for your hair and a ticket to Oxford Street in Sydney for the march that they hold there each year.
Would you like a position in my cabinet Jon. I thought Hylda could be the Minster for Education because she does.
And anyway as Blue said, He's not grey, he's Blue and he doesn't have grey hair he has silver.
-- Edited by Ma on Thursday 23rd of February 2012 08:22:55 PM
Ma wrote:
Minister for Happiness: Travel Bug because she is
__________________________________________________________
Ma, I humbly accept the post and vow to perform my duties as happily as I can.
p.s. If it isn't already taken, I also wish to apply for the position of: Minister for Happy Hours.
I am widely experienced in this area...and my time telling skills....which are essential to the job....are second to none.
I know that it's always 5 o'clock somewhere!!!
-- Edited by Travel Bug on Thursday 23rd of February 2012 10:02:26 PM
-- Edited by Travel Bug on Thursday 23rd of February 2012 10:10:18 PM
Why, because of her great attributes.
1. She is better looking than Juliar, Krudd or Rabbit.
2. She can stick to a budget and not run it into the red.
3. Even when in a state of high aggitation, you can still understand every word and the meaning behind them.
4. She has a proven record of controlling how much money goes into poker machines, pubs and bottle shops.
5. She has the ability to compromise with one statement "Do it my way"
6. She is a great cook, so we can save money by sacking all those highly paid chefs in the lodge.
7. She has a very handsome husband.
__________________
My wife does all the driving
I just hold the steering wheel
Crawler!
I wouldnt mind Wombat for pm..
.
Moi......dictator............NEVER!!!!
Totally agree Blue!
Ma seems to be the sort of person to call a spade a spade...none of this game playing.
Ma for PM!!!
She's got my vote!!!
Hang on, hang on, what are her policies?
WHats in it for us, the real backbone of this country?
Will we be better off yet again once she is in Kirribilly or can we free camp on the lawn every so often?
Ooo yeh! Camping on the lawn sounds great!
Firefly wrote:
Will we be better off yet again once she is in Kirribilly or can we free camp on the lawn every so often?
_____________________________________________________________
I think we should be able to set up a Caravan/Campervan/Motorhome/Tent Embassy on the front lawn....with free camping.
My Husband and I will govern jointly when I AM elected PM.
There will be free travel for all Nomads................of the grey variety of course
There will be happy hour EVERY night with free liquid of choice.
There will be hot hot showers with plenty of water pressure AND flushing loos (can you imagine Kirribilli with long drops
And last but not least and increase in pension and an increase in dividends for all self funded retiree nomads.....again of the grey variety.
There will be no restrictions for honest grey nomads, those with grandchildren in tow may be allocated the spaces far away from the better campsites.
Ma will pass legislation that a percentage of union fees will be garnished to provide ensuite sites for those who are not blessed with an indoor bathroom in the vans.
The ministers will be responsible for their portfolio budget, if they spend more than allocated. the surplus will come out of their salary, even if this means selling their family home and taking over any trust fund that they have set up to avoid taxes/rip off the Australian taxpayer/provide for their non-existing children or pay for their hairdresser to make their hair is red/blue/brown/wavy
I am not grey.
Wombat may have a better deal.
And I'm not blue
I'm sorry guys, its just that we are so used to listening to our leaders speak with fork tongue, we want this spelt out, we want to know, we have our rights.
Gunsynd ay, mmmmm.
Doesn't Kirribilli have a sloping lawn down to the harbour? If that's the case, how about throwing in a water slide for those hot summer days?
We can have a water slide and a tunnel of love for those still so inclined and a ghost train too for that added thrill of yesteryear
We will install appartments for your furry friends at the rear of the house suitably decorated and with reverse cycle aircon.
Just make up a tax Ma for all non grey nomads and then rule all grey nomads get free accom in cv parks. Just don't change your mind later. You can make petrol and diesel 10c lt. Double the budget for road maint. Forget that one, just blow the budget on that one. Blue, you will be the first man.
Now, you know me FF...................would I sling a load of the proverbial......just look at this face, these eyes..................