Where do you dig these up from Vic..People might think I'm whacko but who cares ..Keep them coming mate..Mongrel..
Bunkerbob said
11:05 PM Mar 5, 2014
Vic and a lot of farmers in WA are proof that some people have too much time on their hands.
Bob
Vic41 said
11:15 PM Mar 6, 2014
Yes I probably do spend too much time on the forum Bob, the jokes I don't research they are sent to me by friends Mongrel, some from overseas.
As another GN stated, who needs Facebook, they consider the GN forum as their facebook page, probably a good point, sharing with those with similar interests.....
-- Edited by Vic41 on Thursday 6th of March 2014 11:15:48 PM
Bunkerbob said
10:48 PM Mar 7, 2014
Wasn't worried about the time on the Forum Vic. Was thinking about the time doing the research so you can post things on the Forum. Can't comment on those who allegedly send you stuff. That is hearsay and may be something that is said to take the heat of you.
Until I have proof that these people are spending their time enabling you to spend your time in the way that you spend your time, I cannot accept the argument that 'It wasn't me sir, honest sir, it was them".
Poor form pointing the finger Vic.
Bob
Vic41 said
11:06 PM Mar 7, 2014
Better re-read your post Bob, you are the one doing the finger pointing and making unfounded accusations.
Mongrel asked a question as to where I was getting my jokes from and I gave an honest reply, I do not research these jokes, they are ALL sent to me by friends (and I have many), if you can't accept that then too bad, I won't lose any sleep over it.
Without any substance or knowledge you are calling me a liar which I resent strongly and it is uncalled for.
We do have rules on this forum, perhaps you should read them;
In part the forum rules say......"Posters should refrain from personal attacks. We welcome and encourage healthy discussion and debate but do expect members to show courtesy and respect to one another at all times" in case you are not aware of it.
-- Edited by Vic41 on Saturday 8th of March 2014 02:28:51 AM
mongrel said
06:08 AM Mar 8, 2014
Well said Vic..Could not agree with you more.
Jonathan said
06:21 AM Mar 8, 2014
Keep them coming Vic .. Having a whale of a time here !
Peterpan said
10:54 AM Mar 8, 2014
I enjoy them all Vic. I also get some "puns" sent to me by my friends,
"cos they know I like them. Keep them coming.
Kevin.
Vic41 said
03:50 PM Mar 8, 2014
Thanks all, certainly will do
JRH said
06:07 PM Mar 8, 2014
Vic41 wrote:
Thanks all, certainly will do
They are all great mate please keep them coming, they really make my day.
Bryan said
06:29 PM Mar 8, 2014
JRH wrote:
Vic41 wrote:
Thanks all, certainly will do
They are all great mate please keep them coming, they really make my day.
I look forward to them too
Vic41 said
06:35 PM Mar 8, 2014
Hmmmmm......just received an abusive and threatening pm from a certain person, will let Cindy deal with it....
Delta18 said
06:36 PM Mar 8, 2014
All of us with a sense of humour enjoy jokes Vic, don't let the grumpy 'working class' discourage you.
Dougwe said
06:43 PM Mar 8, 2014
Oh dear me, it's not even 2% Sunday yet
Keep the funny's coming all. I only come in here now and then but enjoy it when I do. Minus the 2% of course
_wombat_ said
07:58 PM Mar 8, 2014
Dougwe wrote:
Oh dear me, it's not even 2% Sunday yet
Keep the funny's coming all. I only come in here now and then but enjoy it when I do. Minus the 2% of course
looks like we now have 3%
_wombat_ said
08:02 PM Mar 8, 2014
Vic41 wrote:
Hmmmmm......just received an abusive and threatening pm from a certain person, will let Cindy deal with it....
can we see the pm, please.
Dougwe said
08:22 PM Mar 8, 2014
Nope
_wombat_ said
08:27 PM Mar 8, 2014
Dougwe wrote:
Nope
spoilsport, hey I was not asking you anyway mate
Vic41 said
10:17 PM Mar 8, 2014
_wombat_ wrote:
Vic41 wrote:
Hmmmmm......just received an abusive and threatening pm from a certain person, will let Cindy deal with it....
can we see the pm, please.
Nope too.....that's why it is called a pm!! (in the fine print for pm's it says "not for Wombats eyes".....
It's been dealt with now so best to let the matter rest now please.
-- Edited by Vic41 on Saturday 8th of March 2014 10:20:44 PM
_wombat_ said
10:24 PM Mar 8, 2014
Sunday is the day of rest so it can rest tomorrow
Vic41 said
11:00 PM Mar 8, 2014
_wombat_ wrote:
Sunday is the day of rest so it can rest tomorrow
Wombat's don't know what day it is so that doesn't apply to you.....
_wombat_ said
11:06 PM Mar 8, 2014
Vic41 wrote:
_wombat_ wrote:
Sunday is the day of rest so it can rest tomorrow
Wombat's don't know what day it is so that doesn't apply to you.....
then how did I know tomorrow is Sunday?
and no, Mrs W did not tell me.
Vic41 said
02:17 AM Mar 9, 2014
_wombat_ wrote:
Vic41 wrote:
_wombat_ wrote:
Sunday is the day of rest so it can rest tomorrow
Wombat's don't know what day it is so that doesn't apply to you.....
then how did I know tomorrow is Sunday?
and no, Mrs W did not tell me.
mongrel said
07:55 AM Mar 9, 2014
Plenty of support Vic..Mongrel..
Dougwe said
08:45 AM Mar 9, 2014
Probably cos I said it earlier wombat mate
I might be nice this week
_wombat_ said
08:47 AM Mar 9, 2014
Dougwe wrote:
Probably cos I said it earlier wombat mate
I might be nice this week
ok prove it, I am having problems with my av it keeps running off to the left, so for you to prove that you are being nice this week please lay down in front of it to stop it running, it needs something very big to stop it.
Dougwe said
08:54 AM Mar 9, 2014
Problem sorted mate, I tied a anchor to the back of your van.
See, said I'd be nice this week.
Now, mate, I reckon we leave this thread alone as it is done and hopefully dusted.
_wombat_ said
09:02 AM Mar 9, 2014
Dougwe wrote:
Problem sorted mate, I tied a anchor to the back of your van.
See, said I'd be nice this week.
Now, mate, I reckon we leave this thread alone as it is done and hopefully dusted.
thanks MATE.
hey what was this topic about? I lost track when mongrel went off topic
· I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
· When chemists die, they barium.
· Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
· A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
· I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
· How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
· I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
· I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
· I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .
· They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.
· This dyslexic man walks into a bra .
· I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
· A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
· What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds..
· I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
· Broken pencils are pointless.
· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
· England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
· I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
· I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
· All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen.
Police say they have nothing to go on.
· I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
· Velcro - what a rip off!
· Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
.................................................................................
Bob
Yes I probably do spend too much time on the forum Bob, the jokes I don't research they are sent to me by friends Mongrel, some from overseas.
As another GN stated, who needs Facebook, they consider the GN forum as their facebook page, probably a good point, sharing with those with similar interests.....
-- Edited by Vic41 on Thursday 6th of March 2014 11:15:48 PM
Until I have proof that these people are spending their time enabling you to spend your time in the way that you spend your time, I cannot accept the argument that 'It wasn't me sir, honest sir, it was them".
Poor form pointing the finger Vic.
Bob
Better re-read your post Bob, you are the one doing the finger pointing and making unfounded accusations.
Mongrel asked a question as to where I was getting my jokes from and I gave an honest reply, I do not research these jokes, they are ALL sent to me by friends (and I have many), if you can't accept that then too bad, I won't lose any sleep over it.
Without any substance or knowledge you are calling me a liar which I resent strongly and it is uncalled for.
We do have rules on this forum, perhaps you should read them;
In part the forum rules say......"Posters should refrain from personal attacks. We welcome and encourage healthy discussion and debate but do expect members to show courtesy and respect to one another at all times" in case you are not aware of it.
-- Edited by Vic41 on Saturday 8th of March 2014 02:28:51 AM
Keep them coming Vic .. Having a whale of a time here !
I enjoy them all Vic. I also get some "puns" sent to me by my friends,
"cos they know I like them. Keep them coming.
Kevin.
Thanks all, certainly will do
They are all great mate please keep them coming, they really make my day.
I look forward to them too
Hmmmmm......just received an abusive and threatening pm from a certain person, will let Cindy deal with it....
All of us with a sense of humour enjoy jokes Vic, don't let the grumpy 'working class' discourage you.
Oh dear me, it's not even 2% Sunday yet
Keep the funny's coming all. I only come in here now and then but enjoy it when I do. Minus the 2% of course
looks like we now have 3%
can we see the pm, please.
spoilsport, hey I was not asking you anyway mate
Nope too.....that's why it is called a pm!! (in the fine print for pm's it says "not for Wombats eyes".....
It's been dealt with now so best to let the matter rest now please.
-- Edited by Vic41 on Saturday 8th of March 2014 10:20:44 PM
Sunday is the day of rest so it can rest tomorrow
Wombat's don't know what day it is so that doesn't apply to you.....
then how did I know tomorrow is Sunday?
and no, Mrs W did not tell me.
Probably cos I said it earlier wombat mate
I might be nice this week
ok prove it, I am having problems with my av it keeps running off to the left, so for you to prove that you are being nice this week please lay down in front of it to stop it running, it needs something very big to stop it.
See, said I'd be nice this week.
Now, mate, I reckon we leave this thread alone as it is done and hopefully dusted.
thanks MATE.
hey what was this topic about? I lost track when mongrel went off topic