Okay, if I can't have layby, I'll pay up. Sending by Western Union.
Rip and Rosie said
06:17 PM Aug 1, 2011
Wombat Vic's membership card looks like counterfit to me.
Naughty boy Vic.
Happywanderer said
06:17 PM Aug 1, 2011
This is really so funny and Vic is cheating!!
Beth54 said
06:21 PM Aug 1, 2011
Happywanderer wrote:
This is really so funny and Vic is cheating!!
I second that! No fair!
bill12 said
06:29 PM Aug 1, 2011
I just had one of my brilliant ideas!Why don,t we make some "I love Myrtle" tshirts! I have a program that print iron on transfers, and people could supply their own tshirts, or anything else you could put a transfer on.Proceeds goto the fix Myrtle fund(send it to me). Only kidding about the money.
Sheba said
06:31 PM Aug 1, 2011
I'll be in that too Wombat. Can I pay at Gunbower ?
Cheers,
Sheba.
Rip and Rosie said
06:33 PM Aug 1, 2011
I think this fan club needs a code of ethics.
_wombat_ said
06:59 PM Aug 1, 2011
Vic, if you want a membeship card you will have to pay, drop it in on your way south.
BTW have you heard fron your mate gubby, he seems to have gone missing.
Told you we needed a code of ethics- already we have fake membership cards, dodgy financial dealings and mates rates.
..... and who is going to be in charge of visiting Vic in jail?
Vic said
10:40 PM Aug 1, 2011
Please Mr Wombat, that was my bad, bad cousin pretending to be me.........could I please have a memership card please, please....I'll send some money from the collection box I promise.......
Where have you been gubby? a few members were asking why you had not been on for a couple of days, some were worried, but I was not, don't really care about you and Vic
gubby said
09:06 AM Aug 2, 2011
Hello Wombat, I've been a bit busy, truly I have, I'll give you a note from mum..
It'll have to be a forgery as Mum passed away many years ago....
Thanks for the gold card you must have got the cash I faxed you.....
jules47 said
09:12 AM Aug 2, 2011
Gold Card Gubby - does that mean you get extra benefits????????????????????
gubby said
09:20 AM Aug 2, 2011
Ohh Yes... It's the life membership and I get to have a framed lifesize pic of Marg and Myrtle on the mantle....
Just a bit worried as Wombat said it's a pic that he has drawn with his crayons... I'm suprised they let him have crayons.....
bronnie said
09:42 AM Aug 2, 2011
Thankyou Wombat for the membership, now how am I paying? Maybe fax like gubby...
How is dear Myrtle going? Hope she is well enough to come home soon.....
_wombat_ said
01:54 PM Aug 2, 2011
gubby wrote:
Ohh Yes... It's the life membership and I get to have a framed lifesize pic of Marg and Myrtle on the mantle....
Just a bit worried as Wombat said it's a pic that he has drawn with his crayons... I'm suprised they let him have crayons.....
They don't let me have knives and forks here in the institution.
looks like I will have to start a book, but that will incur a fee of 50c per membership
I will not be at gunbower so you will all need to stand there and have your pic taken to prove you are wearing your membership card
-- Edited by _wombat_ on Monday 1st of August 2011 05:43:05 PM
Can I sneak in without paying my dough ?
I wonder if anyone will notice?
-- Edited by Vic on Monday 1st of August 2011 06:38:15 PM
Okay, if I can't have layby, I'll pay up. Sending by Western Union.
Vic's membership card looks like counterfit to me.
Naughty boy Vic.
I second that! No fair!
I'll be in that too Wombat. Can I pay at Gunbower ?
Cheers,
Sheba.
Vic, if you want a membeship card you will have to pay, drop it in on your way south.
BTW have you heard fron your mate gubby, he seems to have gone missing.
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don't panic, just ignore Vic and they will come soon and take him back to the funny farm, it's nearly time for his bed.
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now to catch up on these memberships, now that fixes Vic his number has now been allocated.
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can I please have two teashirts in size 10

-- Edited by _wombat_ on Monday 1st of August 2011 07:00:50 PM
no need for effeci's here
we will have to ignore Vic, he is too old to be a member anyway

Thanks Wombat.
Cheers,
Sheba.
Bill - great idea about the t-shirts - maybe we can work something out there, eh?
Oh could I please, please, please, belong to the Myrtle Fan Club too? Love the idea of the T-Shirts....
Better count me in Wombat...
Now you said cash only so I've just faxed you $100.00 cash, I thought I'd go for a Gold card...
I was also after the Lifetime Membership...




So Da Wombat gave me nummer away ay! Now wat the screws gunna call me huh ?
-- Edited by Vic on Monday 1st of August 2011 10:24:33 PM
..... and who is going to be in charge of visiting Vic in jail?
Please Mr Wombat, that was my bad, bad cousin pretending to be me.........could I please have a memership card please, please....I'll send some money from the collection box I promise.......
You lot are mad, I will have to have a word with Cindy to see if all of you still qualify to be members here on GN.
Here's cards for our newest members.
Where have you been gubby? a few members were asking why you had not been on for a couple of days, some were worried, but I was not, don't really care about you and Vic

Hello Wombat, I've been a bit busy, truly I have, I'll give you a note from mum..
It'll have to be a forgery as Mum passed away many years ago....
Thanks for the gold card you must have got the cash I faxed you.....



Ohh Yes... It's the life membership and I get to have a framed lifesize pic of Marg and Myrtle on the mantle....
Just a bit worried as Wombat said it's a pic that he has drawn with his crayons... I'm suprised they let him have crayons.....




Thankyou Wombat for the membership, now how am I paying? Maybe fax like gubby...

How is dear Myrtle going? Hope she is well enough to come home soon.....
They don't let me have knives and forks here in the institution.