Topless track dacks!? The mind boggles. Must have caused the most hideous "camel toe". (Ask me)
pauline said
08:32 PM Sep 11, 2011
Okay I will ask ?
Cruising Granny said
08:37 PM Sep 11, 2011
OK. Are you ready for this? Now go to the full length mirror, pull your tracky dacks up, up, a bit more. There it is! Just at the top of your inside leg. (No, you blokes can't do it. Too much baggage there.) Now, imagine this woman with her tracky dacks pulled up so high she can tuck her boobies into the elastic waist band, and so high as to expose the "camel toe". Ah, what a vision! NOT. Maybe she was making a fashion statement. "DON'T DRESS LIKE THIS!!!"
pauline said
08:45 PM Sep 11, 2011
All I can say is YUKKKKKKKKKKKK, there are some times(very rarely but I think this might be one) when I am happy my eyesight is not as good as it once was.
Beth54 said
11:16 PM Sep 11, 2011
Cruising Granny wrote:
OK. Are you ready for this? Now go to the full length mirror, pull your tracky dacks up, up, a bit more. There it is! Just at the top of your inside leg. (No, you blokes can't do it. Too much baggage there.) Now, imagine this woman with her tracky dacks pulled up so high she can tuck her boobies into the elastic waist band, and so high as to expose the "camel toe". Ah, what a vision! NOT. Maybe she was making a fashion statement. "DON'T DRESS LIKE THIS!!!"
Oh CG, I've heard of camel toe, but never actually heard it described before! And with such eloquence!
Elle on Wheels said
12:01 AM Sep 12, 2011
Just to balance things, some of the blokes out there aren't too attractive either......
jonathan said
07:02 AM Sep 12, 2011
... Sometimes I really hate word pictures !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sucastja said
09:47 AM Sep 12, 2011
Cruising Granny wrote:
OK. Are you ready for this? Now go to the full length mirror, pull your tracky dacks up, up, a bit more. There it is! Just at the top of your inside leg. (No, you blokes can't do it. Too much baggage there.) Now, imagine this woman with her tracky dacks pulled up so high she can tuck her boobies into the elastic waist band, and so high as to expose the "camel toe". Ah, what a vision! NOT. Maybe she was making a fashion statement. "DON'T DRESS LIKE THIS!!!"
hmmmmm . . . who said her trackies were pulled up HIGH to cover her boobs???? more like her boobs were low enough to be covered by the waist band of her trackie dakks!!! ARRRGGGGG - was a hideous sight!!!
shazartist said
10:09 AM Sep 12, 2011
Not saying anything!
glassies said
07:41 PM Sep 13, 2011
are you sure you werent in beerwah (hahhahaha) i wear leggins but i tell you what i always wear a long shirt that goes over my back side ,i was once in beerwah and a young lady that worked in there had on a pair of hipster black pants but she was bending down placing cartons of coke out the front of the checkouts on sale ,well i realy didnt need to see what i could see .
yep cover up i say but hey welcome to beerwah i also say
Cruising Granny said
07:47 PM Sep 13, 2011
It's just as well we can't see ourselves from behind in detail. The blokes who slouch in the chair in their stubbie shorts and no undies. No hiding the family jewels there. Now that's a vision to behold. The baggy jeans with the crutch hanging down around the knees and the underwear band advertising their brand and the plumber's crack above that. Why don't people wear clothes that fit properly any more?
jonathan said
07:55 PM Sep 13, 2011
Shucks ! .. methinks I better get rid of me "budgie-smugglers" .. besides .. after this winter, a "Peter-heater" woulda been more appropriate ..
Beth54 said
08:05 PM Sep 13, 2011
glassies wrote:
are you sure you werent in beerwah (hahhahaha) i wear leggins but i tell you what i always wear a long shirt that goes over my back side ,i was once in beerwah and a young lady that worked in there had on a pair of hipster black pants but she was bending down placing cartons of coke out the front of the checkouts on sale ,well i realy didnt need to see what i could see .
yep cover up i say but hey welcome to beerwah i also say
haha No glassies, I was in my own neck of the woods. I'm sure you are sensible enough to cover your bum and 'camel toe'.
gubby said
08:06 PM Sep 13, 2011
I remember a comedy show from a fair while ago, not sure if it was Fast Forward, or Full Frontal but it was one of them type of shows, they advertised a product for plumbers crack, it was called "Crack Spackle"....
Beth54 said
08:07 PM Sep 13, 2011
jonathan wrote:
Shucks ! .. methinks I better get rid of me "budgie-smugglers" .. besides .. after this winter, a "Peter-heater" woulda been more appropriate ..
As for you Jon...did you have to put that picture in my head!
Cruising Granny said
08:12 PM Sep 13, 2011
jonathan wrote:
Shucks ! .. methinks I better get rid of me "budgie-smugglers" .. besides .. after this winter, a "Peter-heater" woulda been more appropriate ..
Ooh, yes please!
glassies said
06:15 PM Sep 14, 2011
lol @ the camel toe, i once received an email regarding the camel toe it was bloody hilarious
Now go to the full length mirror, pull your tracky dacks up, up, a bit more. There it is! Just at the top of your inside leg.
(No, you blokes can't do it. Too much baggage there.)
Now, imagine this woman with her tracky dacks pulled up so high she can tuck her boobies into the elastic waist band, and so high as to expose the "camel toe".
Ah, what a vision! NOT.
Maybe she was making a fashion statement. "DON'T DRESS LIKE THIS!!!"
... Sometimes I really hate word pictures !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hmmmmm . . . who said her trackies were pulled up HIGH to cover her boobs???? more like her boobs were low enough to be covered by the waist band of her trackie dakks!!! ARRRGGGGG - was a hideous sight!!!
Not saying anything!
over my back side ,i was once in beerwah and a young lady that worked in there had on a pair of hipster black pants
but she was bending down placing cartons of coke out the front of the checkouts on sale ,well i realy didnt need to see
what i could see .
yep cover up i say but hey welcome to beerwah i also say
The blokes who slouch in the chair in their stubbie shorts and no undies. No hiding the family jewels there.
Now that's a vision to behold.
The baggy jeans with the crutch hanging down around the knees and the underwear band advertising their brand and the plumber's crack above that.
Why don't people wear clothes that fit properly any more?
Shucks ! .. methinks I better get rid of me "budgie-smugglers" .. besides .. after this winter, a "Peter-heater" woulda been more appropriate ..
haha No glassies, I was in my own neck of the woods. I'm sure you are sensible enough to cover your bum and 'camel toe'.
I remember a comedy show from a fair while ago, not sure if it was Fast Forward, or Full Frontal but it was one of them type of shows, they advertised a product for plumbers crack, it was called "Crack Spackle"....
As for you Jon...did you have to put that picture in my head!
Ooh, yes please!