The old grey mare she aint what she used to be, aint what she used to be......
Ma said
03:30 AM Feb 24, 2012
Dougwe wrote:
Just make up a tax Ma for all non grey nomads and then rule all grey nomads get free accom in cv parks. Just don't change your mind later. You can make petrol and diesel 10c lt. Double the budget for road maint. Forget that one, just blow the budget on that one. Blue, you will be the first man.
I've got a better idea Doug how about you be the treasurer with no limits and accountability........and the salary...............WELLLLLLL
Dougwe said
03:40 AM Feb 24, 2012
I wouldn't want a salary Ma I will do it for the love of my country, besides I would be camped on your front lawn with one of those ensuites and access to the vege garden out the back. I could have a double portfolio and be transport minister as well, I have experience in that area.
You will be able to announce your ministry by nights end Ma.
Firefly said
03:51 AM Feb 24, 2012
Ahhh here we go, its already started, jobs for the boys.
Firefly said
03:57 AM Feb 24, 2012
Ahhh ok, well this may help me warm to it a bit, I would love that portfolio.
Now, about that new bridge, toll free for Nomads, over to Tasmania, when is work due to start on that?
Ma said
03:59 AM Feb 24, 2012
Blue has the kayak already to load the steel girders when we get back to Port Melbourne, they are waiting on the dock. Trouble is we have to take the whole lot in one go so that doesn't leave any room for the rivets to hold them together. I will consult my cabinet.
jimricho said
04:00 AM Feb 24, 2012
Ma wouldn't last 5 minutes in politics, she'd make the politically suicidal mistake of telling the truth.
Blue Orchid said
04:00 AM Feb 24, 2012
Last time I went to the cabinet it was down to one bottle of scotch and two bottles of wine.
Ma said
04:02 AM Feb 24, 2012
jimricho wrote:
Ma wouldn't last 5 minutes in politics, she'd make the politically suicidal mistake of telling the truth.
Is there any other way.
Oh by the way Jim you can be Minister for future improvements because he knows what we need
jimricho said
04:04 AM Feb 24, 2012
jimricho for minister for veterinary services specialising in foot-in-mouth disease!
Ma said
04:04 AM Feb 24, 2012
NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH:
Beth 54 has declined the portfolio of Minister for Secret Womens business and will be in charge of welfare because she has our welfare at heart.
Minister for Secret Women's business is Jules because SHE sees what we want in the future.
Ma said
04:05 AM Feb 24, 2012
jimricho wrote:
jimricho for minister for veterinary services specialising in foot-in-mouth disease!
Sounds OK to me Jim and I would reckon you are the only one that would have an antidote for it too.....lol
Now who wants Minister for Future Improvements?
Beth54 said
04:06 AM Feb 24, 2012
Ma wrote:
NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH:
Beth 54 has declined the portfolio of Minister for Secret Womens business and will be in charge of welfare because she has our welfare at heart.
Minister for Secret Women's business is Jules because SHE sees what we want in the future.
Damn! And I was just about to make my first decision for the future of women.
Ma said
04:07 AM Feb 24, 2012
Blue Orchid wrote:
Last time I went to the cabinet it was down to one bottle of scotch and two bottles of wine.
That's because you staged a raid and confiscated most of the bootleg ....ummm...alcohol and somehow got rid of the evidence
Firefly said
04:07 AM Feb 24, 2012
Is Jules psychotic whoops, physic?
Blue Orchid said
04:08 AM Feb 24, 2012
Beth54 wrote:
Damn! And I was just about to make my first decision for the future of women.
Was I involved???
jimricho said
04:08 AM Feb 24, 2012
Ma wrote:
jimricho wrote:
jimricho for minister for veterinary services specialising in foot-in-mouth disease!
Sounds OK to me Jim and I would reckon you are the only one that would have an antidote for it too.....lol
Now who wants Minister for Future Improvements?
My dentist once told me I had a small mouth... I asked her to please put that in writing!
Beth54 said
04:09 AM Feb 24, 2012
Every dole bludger will be assigned to a GN to do their bidding...with board and keep only.
Ma said
04:10 AM Feb 24, 2012
Firefly wrote:
Is Jules psychotic whoops, physic?
Ma said
04:10 AM Feb 24, 2012
Beth54 wrote:
Every dole bludger will be assigned to a GN to do their bidding...with board and keep only.
Is it worth the angst Mrs. Minister........you know what these bludgers are like.....THEY BLUDGE
Beth54 said
04:12 AM Feb 24, 2012
Ma wrote:
Beth54 wrote:
Every dole bludger will be assigned to a GN to do their bidding...with board and keep only.
Is it worth the angst Mrs. Minister........you know what these bludgers are like.....THEY BLUDGE
Ms, if you don't mind PM. Each GN will be given a whip to whip them into shape.
Ma said
04:13 AM Feb 24, 2012
Beth54 wrote:
Ma wrote:
Beth54 wrote:
Every dole bludger will be assigned to a GN to do their bidding...with board and keep only.
Is it worth the angst Mrs. Minister........you know what these bludgers are like.....THEY BLUDGE
Ms, if you don't mind PM. Each GN will be given a whip to whip them into shape.
Whips will be provided at no expense to you Madam Lash.....ummmm.....I mean Ms Minister.
Hylda&Jon said
04:16 AM Feb 24, 2012
Ma wrote:
There will be free travel for all Nomads................of the grey variety of course
Hang on! does that mean free travel & camping for just grey nomads only?
You may have just lost our vote Ma. We're only a little grey so do we just get free short travel & a little camp?.
Not really sure if I want to be a little camp anyway
Cheers
Jon
Firefly said
04:25 AM Feb 24, 2012
The Silver Tongued Fox ay.
We sold our van PM, how good is that!!
Blue Orchid said
04:29 AM Feb 24, 2012
the whip the whip
Ma said
04:33 AM Feb 24, 2012
Firefly wrote:
The Silver Tongued Fox ay.
We sold our van PM, how good is that!!
Just call him Charlie...............you have to be a certain age to get the gist of this one, maybe you are too young Ms Minister
Of course now that you have sold your van I hope you will do the appropriate thing with the proceeds.
Blue Orchid said
04:35 AM Feb 24, 2012
dont tell everyone Ma, just because Charlie Rich does a good impersonation of me.
Firefly said
04:58 AM Feb 24, 2012
Yep we will disperse the funds where they are most needed Ma, straight into the travel fund me thinks.
Ma said
05:00 AM Feb 24, 2012
Good thinking 99
Blue Orchid said
05:03 AM Feb 24, 2012
dont forget that any liquidity in the budget should go to funding happy hour.
Sing along
The old grey mare she aint what she used to be, aint what she used to be......
I've got a better idea Doug how about you be the treasurer with no limits and accountability........and the salary...............WELLLLLLL
I wouldn't want a salary Ma I will do it for the love of my country, besides I would be camped on your front lawn with one of those ensuites and access to the vege garden out the back. I could have a double portfolio and be transport minister as well, I have experience in that area.
You will be able to announce your ministry by nights end Ma.
Ahhh here we go, its already started, jobs for the boys.
Ahhh ok, well this may help me warm to it a bit, I would love that portfolio.
Now, about that new bridge, toll free for Nomads, over to Tasmania, when is work due to start on that?
Blue has the kayak already to load the steel girders when we get back to Port Melbourne, they are waiting on the dock. Trouble is we have to take the whole lot in one go so that doesn't leave any room for the rivets to hold them together. I will consult my cabinet.
Ma wouldn't last 5 minutes in politics, she'd make the politically suicidal mistake of telling the truth.
Is there any other way.
Oh by the way Jim you can be Minister for future improvements because he knows what we need
NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH:
Beth 54 has declined the portfolio of Minister for Secret Womens business and will be in charge of welfare because she has our welfare at heart.
Minister for Secret Women's business is Jules because SHE sees what we want in the future.
Sounds OK to me Jim and I would reckon you are the only one that would have an antidote for it too.....lol
Now who wants Minister for Future Improvements?
Damn! And I was just about to make my first decision for the future of women.
That's because you staged a raid and confiscated most of the bootleg ....ummm...alcohol and somehow got rid of the evidence
Is Jules psychotic whoops, physic?
Was I involved???
My dentist once told me I had a small mouth... I asked her to please put that in writing!
Every dole bludger will be assigned to a GN to do their bidding...with board and keep only.
Is it worth the angst Mrs. Minister........you know what these bludgers are like.....THEY BLUDGE
Ms, if you don't mind PM. Each GN will be given a whip to whip them into shape.
Whips will be provided at no expense to you Madam Lash.....ummmm.....I mean Ms Minister.
Hang on! does that mean free travel & camping for just grey nomads only?
You may have just lost our vote Ma. We're only a little grey so do we just get free short travel & a little camp?.
Not really sure if I want to be a little camp anyway
Cheers
Jon
The Silver Tongued Fox ay.
We sold our van PM, how good is that!!
Just call him Charlie...............you have to be a certain age to get the gist of this one, maybe you are too young Ms Minister
Of course now that you have sold your van I hope you will do the appropriate thing with the proceeds.
Yep we will disperse the funds where they are most needed Ma, straight into the travel fund me thinks.
Good thinking 99