We'll have to wait to get him at a free camp somewhere John and burn him at the stake or something! (joking of course).....
Sheba said
04:37 PM Sep 19, 2011
I'm game. Lol.
Cheers,
Sheba.
Father Ted said
04:40 PM Sep 19, 2011
Wonderful people that you all are,good on you for having a little chortle at such a delicate subject.Vic my friend nearly time for you to have a bit of divine guidance.I have to confess that a certain sailor from the "A.Team"was the catalyst to have a bit of fun with some of his old mates.
JRH said
06:03 PM Sep 19, 2011
Father Ted wrote:
Wonderful people that you all are,good on you for having a little chortle at such a delicate subject.Vic my friend nearly time for you to have a bit of divine guidance.I have to confess that a certain sailor from the "A.Team"was the catalyst to have a bit of fun with some of his old mates.
That sailor from the so called a team has a lot answer for, lets burn him at the stake also.
Cruising Granny said
06:16 PM Sep 19, 2011
This topic seems to be typically Australian, or Orstraylun. No matter what people at a party or in groups are discussing, it inevitably turns into toilet humour and other stories about breaking wind ('arting). If you're sensitive or an over-protected prude, you may be offended with a red face. Otherwise you'll just laugh with the rest of us. I've just been larfing!
Elle on Wheels said
10:06 PM Sep 19, 2011
The latest twists and turns in this very lengthy thread - quite apt symbolically because the average human intestine is 23 foot long - got me to wondering about combining use of a bucket with a specially fitted seat that seals (I've seen them in camping shops for about $30) and fully biodegradable plastic liners so that you could blast away and then bury it bag and all. Would this be an acceptable environmentally sound way to deal with it? The other way to go for those of us with creaky knees could be a fold up toilet chair so you could dig a hole, place the chair on top and bombs away.
Beth54 said
10:23 PM Sep 19, 2011
I actually have one of those Elle. haven't used it for years though. If I remember rightly, you could clip a plastic bag under it. I also know people who've cut the 'bum' out of a camping chair or plastic chair.
My late s-i-l had a little folding seat she'd bought at a camping store. I'd seen them but thought they looked a bit flimsy...which they were...hers collapsed under her and she whacked her head on the bullbar when she fell. Nearly knocked herself out, poor thing! Lucky from the embarrassment point of view,,,it was early morning and we were far enough away so we didn't witness her caught with her pants down!
Vic said
11:07 PM Sep 19, 2011
A funny incident was told to me about a certain person who wanted to go in a hurry, and her husband dutifully stopped the vehicle, removed a porta potti from the rear and opened both doors of the car for some privacy and sat the porta potti between them.
Sitting down on the porta potti she suddenly took off, the edge of the road was sloped with loose gravel and the porta potti and her ended up in a very undignified heap at the bottom of the slope.......
Just love your terminology Elle. It's good to start the day with a laugh......
Beth54 said
11:59 AM Sep 20, 2011
Poor lady!
JRH said
02:14 PM Sep 20, 2011
Vic wrote:
We'll have to wait to get him at a free camp somewhere John and burn him at the stake or something! (joking of course).....
Changed my mind Vic lets spit roast Ibbo instead of burning him at the stake.
Ma said
02:46 PM Sep 20, 2011
Hope none of you have false teeth. I think he would be a bit tough unless you cook him R....E.....A.....L slow. Might be better used as shoe leather........
Only kidding Ibbo. You are a sweet little man (well you are a tad shorter than me.....giggle)
shazartist said
04:10 PM Sep 20, 2011
Hi Vic, and Father Ted, you are both too funny, fancy getting yourselves in this pickle!
Thanks for putting it up Vic, as I for one HAD NEVER heard of this helpful object. AND thank you Father, for all the extra entertainment!
Still :) at all the posts
Vic said
05:20 PM Sep 20, 2011
No worries Shaz, and agree with John and Ma, who would eat him roasted? Feed him to the croc's maybe?
JRH said
05:22 PM Sep 20, 2011
Vic wrote:
No worries Shaz, and agree with John and Ma, who would eat him roasted? Feed him to the croc's maybe?
Crocs with a bad case of indigestion can be nasty creatures and I wouldn't want to upset the balance of nature in any way.
Vic said
05:26 PM Sep 20, 2011
Being an ex Navy man, Father Ted would be well salted so he could be used as beef tacky on those long outback treks without refrigeration maybe
Esmeralda said
05:31 PM Sep 20, 2011
Is beef tacky the same thing as beef jerky???
Vic said
05:47 PM Sep 20, 2011
Yes, I think it is called by both names
Cruising Granny said
08:55 PM Sep 20, 2011
Changed my mind Vic lets spit roast Ibbo instead of burning him at the stake. You just leave my mate Ibbo alone! He has his issues, but he's ok.
Vic said
11:40 PM Sep 20, 2011
Esmeralda wrote:
Is beef tacky the same thing as beef jerky???
No I think you are right Essie, I tried to find beef tack on google but couldn't find it.
I may have been thinking of hard tack (hard biscuits fed to the troops in WW1 & 2)...
Father Ted said
03:54 PM Sep 21, 2011
About time we had a giggle.Thank you all for the atmosphere of friendship.Now before you get me started on Jerky I think it would be good idea to censor it.Lol.
Vic said
05:16 PM Sep 21, 2011
Father Ted wrote:
About time we had a giggle.Thank you all for the atmosphere of friendship.Now before you get me started on Jerky I think it would be good idea to censor it.Lol.
Hmmmmm.......the mind boggles, but I'm not going to ask !!
I'm game. Lol.
Cheers,
Sheba.
Wonderful people that you all are,good on you for having a little chortle at such a delicate subject.Vic my friend nearly time for you to have a bit of divine guidance.I have to confess that a certain sailor from the "A.Team"was the catalyst to have a bit of fun with some of his old mates.
That sailor from the so called a team has a lot answer for, lets burn him at the stake also.
No matter what people at a party or in groups are discussing, it inevitably turns into toilet humour and other stories about breaking wind ('arting).
If you're sensitive or an over-protected prude, you may be offended with a red face.
Otherwise you'll just laugh with the rest of us.
I've just been larfing!
I actually have one of those Elle. haven't used it for years though. If I remember rightly, you could clip a plastic bag under it. I also know people who've cut the 'bum' out of a camping chair or plastic chair.
My late s-i-l had a little folding seat she'd bought at a camping store. I'd seen them but thought they looked a bit flimsy...which they were...hers collapsed under her and she whacked her head on the bullbar when she fell. Nearly knocked herself out, poor thing! Lucky from the embarrassment point of view,,,it was early morning and we were far enough away so we didn't witness her caught with her pants down!
A funny incident was told to me about a certain person who wanted to go in a hurry, and her husband dutifully stopped the vehicle, removed a porta potti from the rear and opened both doors of the car for some privacy and sat the porta potti between them.
Sitting down on the porta potti she suddenly took off, the edge of the road was sloped with loose gravel and the porta potti and her ended up in a very undignified heap at the bottom of the slope.......
Here is a pic of a cut out chair for you;
Just love your terminology Elle. It's good to start the day with a laugh......
Poor lady!
Changed my mind Vic lets spit roast Ibbo instead of burning him at the stake.
Hope none of you have false teeth. I think he would be a bit tough unless you cook him R....E.....A.....L slow. Might be better used as shoe leather........
Only kidding Ibbo. You are a sweet little man (well you are a tad shorter than me.....giggle)
Thanks for putting it up Vic, as I for one HAD NEVER heard of this helpful object. AND thank you Father, for all the extra entertainment!
Still :) at all the posts
Crocs with a bad case of indigestion can be nasty creatures and I wouldn't want to upset the balance of nature in any way.
Being an ex Navy man, Father Ted would be well salted so he could be used as beef tacky on those long outback treks without refrigeration maybe
Is beef tacky the same thing as beef jerky???
Yes, I think it is called by both names
You just leave my mate Ibbo alone! He has his issues, but he's ok.
No I think you are right Essie, I tried to find beef tack on google but couldn't find it.
I may have been thinking of hard tack (hard biscuits fed to the troops in WW1 & 2)...
About time we had a giggle.Thank you all for the atmosphere of friendship.Now before you get me started on Jerky I think it would be good idea to censor it.Lol.
Hmmmmm.......the mind boggles, but I'm not going to ask !!
