Splendid idea Vic, remind me again what your portfolio consists of
Cruising Granny said
02:28 AM Feb 25, 2012
Ma wrote:
I have decided to appoint Cruising Granny as Ministeress for Wides. Because she is proficient in occupational wideness.
That's a little ambiguous Ma, but I'll accept the position in the spirit in which is was intended.
I also hereby apply for the position of public relations and media liaison mininster. I have experience in this sector.
Ma said
02:36 AM Feb 25, 2012
Duly appointed Madam Minister just you make sure that ALL press releases about me are ALL GOOD do you hear me.................
jules47 said
02:37 AM Feb 25, 2012
Ma wrote:
NEWS FLASH NEWS FLASH:
Beth 54 has declined the portfolio of Minister for Secret Womens business and will be in charge of welfare because she has our welfare at heart.
Minister for Secret Women's business is Jules because SHE sees what we want in the future.
My first proposal as Minister for Secret Women's Business I can't reveal - because too many men read this forum.
Ma said
02:40 AM Feb 25, 2012
I expect all my ministers to use the utmost discretion so you should handle the portfolio admirably Jules.
Discretion in our favour of course.
Dougwe said
02:43 AM Feb 25, 2012
I'm not sure why any Government have a problem sorting things and themselves out??? The "GREY NOMAD" Party was sorted in just one afternoon and no knives were seen anywhere, no secret talks behind closed doors and still havn't seen any cameras or reporters stirring the pot. As Treasurer and Roads Minister of the "GREY NOMAD" Party I am also very impressed with all Ministers that they didn't have to fly OS for any discussions or meetings. That now means more money for Public Transport (we GNM's may need it some day) and Road Repairs (we all need that NOW). You have set up a good party Ma.
jules47 said
02:51 AM Feb 25, 2012
Ma wrote:
I expect all my ministers to use the utmost discretion so you should handle the portfolio admirably Jules.
Discretion in our favour of course.
Of course!!! Goes without saying!
Happywanderer said
04:13 AM Feb 25, 2012
Now that I've stopped laughing, I've got my ear to the ground.
Ma said
04:22 AM Feb 25, 2012
Glad to see that you are taking your job seriously Minister Marj.
We can't have anyone lying down on the job now.
jules47 said
05:41 AM Feb 25, 2012
Ok - so just how does Marj get her ear to the ground, if she can't lie down??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Gerty Dancer said
05:48 AM Feb 25, 2012
jules47 wrote:
Ok - so just how does Marj get her ear to the ground, if she can't lie down??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Jules, shes a woman! Surely that says it all?
O dear, this is too much for me, cant stop giggling!
jules47 said
05:53 AM Feb 25, 2012
You are so right Gert - WOMAN - Wonderful, Oblliging, Magnificent, Amazing, Noble
Ma said
05:59 AM Feb 25, 2012
jules47 wrote:
Ok - so just how does Marj get her ear to the ground, if she can't lie down??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Don't you know by now that Myrtle's Mum can do anything.......she's a Mum and like you said a woman
Vic said
09:49 AM Feb 25, 2012
Ma wrote:
Splendid idea Vic, remind me again what your portfolio consists of
A joint Minister for the Environment (the Wombat vermin extermination folio)
Ma said
03:18 PM Feb 25, 2012
Ah, that's right. With a certain pers...um...womb....um, oh heck you know who I mean, being AWOL, I had forgotten that we had that portfolio.
Carry on regardless. You should have all the appropriate forms in triplicate filed by the time he/she/it returns.
jules47 said
04:31 PM Feb 25, 2012
One of my first initiatives would be to launch an enquiry into the fact that men cannot realise that rain and women's hair do not mix.
Ma said
05:02 PM Feb 25, 2012
Put your submission in writing and present it to the Cabinet at the annual meeting due in 2015. It will be dealt with according to the Secret Women's Business articles of incorporation.
Vic said
05:49 PM Feb 25, 2012
Ma wrote:
Ah, that's right. With a certain pers...um...womb....um, oh heck you know who I mean, being AWOL, I had forgotten that we had that portfolio.
Carry on regardless. You should have all the appropriate forms in triplicate filed by the time he/she/it returns.
Hmmm......being one of the environment minister, am worried about all the forms in triplicate, cutting down of trees for paper etc.....I wonder if wombat skin could be made into writing material......please include on the agenda expenditure shotguns, rifles and poisons (including some for use on the opposition) for our eradication program.....
Ma said
12:05 AM Feb 26, 2012
Vic wrote:
(including some for use on the opposition) for our .....
OPPOSITION We don't have any opposition......Do We????
Gerty Dancer said
12:08 AM Feb 26, 2012
Nobody would dare, Ms PM Ma!
Vic said
12:49 AM Feb 26, 2012
Ma wrote:
Vic wrote:
(including some for use on the opposition) for our .....
OPPOSITION We don't have any opposition......Do We????
Well there's one budget saving then Madam PM...
JRH said
12:56 AM Feb 26, 2012
Vic wrote:
Ma wrote:
Vic wrote:
(including some for use on the opposition) for our .....
OPPOSITION We don't have any opposition......Do We????
Well there's one budget saving then Madam PM...
But we do have a resident WOMBAT
Ma said
12:59 AM Feb 26, 2012
And of course Wombat BEING Wombat will have to oppose now won't he.
Gerty Dancer said
01:03 AM Feb 26, 2012
Well hes not here, so we're safe for now. Wommy will be amazed to see what happened in his absence.
Beth54 said
01:15 AM Feb 26, 2012
Gerty Dancer wrote:
Well hes not here, so we're safe for now. Wommy will be amazed to see what happened in his absence.
Yes, that we've overthrown the government and Ma and GN's are running the country!
Ma said
01:16 AM Feb 26, 2012
He will and I hope he doesn't come back and cause mayhem again. But then, we are talking about Wommy aren't we.
Ma said
01:17 AM Feb 26, 2012
Vive la Revolution...............
JRH said
01:27 AM Feb 26, 2012
Ma wrote:
Vive la Revolution...............
And a big Hooray to the WOMBAT Extermination Programme.
Splendid idea Vic, remind me again what your portfolio consists of
That's a little ambiguous Ma, but I'll accept the position in the spirit in which is was intended.
I also hereby apply for the position of public relations and media liaison mininster. I have experience in this sector.
Duly appointed Madam Minister just you make sure that ALL press releases about me are ALL GOOD do you hear me.................
My first proposal as Minister for Secret Women's Business I can't reveal - because too many men read this forum.
I expect all my ministers to use the utmost discretion so you should handle the portfolio admirably Jules.
Discretion in our favour of course.
I'm not sure why any Government have a problem sorting things and themselves out??? The "GREY NOMAD" Party was sorted in just one afternoon and no knives were seen anywhere, no secret talks behind closed doors and still havn't seen any cameras or reporters stirring the pot. As Treasurer and Roads Minister of the "GREY NOMAD" Party I am also very impressed with all Ministers that they didn't have to fly OS for any discussions or meetings. That now means more money for Public Transport (we GNM's may need it some day) and Road Repairs (we all need that NOW). You have set up a good party Ma.
Of course!!! Goes without saying!
Glad to see that you are taking your job seriously Minister Marj.
We can't have anyone lying down on the job now.
Jules, shes a woman! Surely that says it all?
O dear, this is too much for me, cant stop giggling!
Don't you know by now that Myrtle's Mum can do anything.......she's a Mum and like you said a woman
A joint Minister for the Environment (the Wombat vermin extermination folio)
Ah, that's right. With a certain pers...um...womb....um, oh heck you know who I mean, being AWOL, I had forgotten that we had that portfolio.
Carry on regardless. You should have all the appropriate forms in triplicate filed by the time he/she/it returns.
Put your submission in writing and present it to the Cabinet at the annual meeting due in 2015. It will be dealt with according to the Secret Women's Business articles of incorporation.
Hmmm......being one of the environment minister, am worried about all the forms in triplicate, cutting down of trees for paper etc.....I wonder if wombat skin could be made into writing material......please include on the agenda expenditure shotguns, rifles and poisons (including some for use on the opposition) for our eradication program.....
OPPOSITION
We don't have any opposition......Do We????
Well there's one budget saving then Madam PM...
But we do have a resident WOMBAT
And of course Wombat BEING Wombat will have to oppose now won't he.
Yes, that we've overthrown the government and Ma and GN's are running the country!
He will and I hope he doesn't come back and cause mayhem again. But then, we are talking about Wommy aren't we.
Vive la Revolution...............
And a big Hooray to the WOMBAT Extermination Programme.
Someone just sent me this re Mondays meeting;
Good one Vic.
