Parachute..
- aussie_paul said10:08 PM Jul 30, 2025
- Possum3 said09:22 AM Jul 31, 2025
Doing the rounds of his barns in a remote country area, a farmer came across a parachutist who had landed in a pile of hay.
"What happened?" asked the farmer, who knew tourists often visited the region for parachuting. "My chute failed to open," the parachutist replied.
"Ah well, if you'd asked the locals before making your jump, you would've known that nothing around here opens on a Sunday." 
Sounds like he was in Queensland.