A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near death experience.
Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even has someone come in and change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After he lasts operation, she was released from the hopsital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and killed.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years ? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of that car?"
God replied, "I didn't recognise you !"
dave06 said
05:06 PM Oct 6, 2008
I dont think he recognises me either, that or he doesnt believe in me I'm not sure which, if he doesnt believe in me does that make me a non entity
NannyMon said
05:55 PM Oct 6, 2008
dave06 wrote:
I dont think he recognises me either, that or he doesnt believe in me I'm not sure which, if he doesnt believe in me does that make me a non entity
Duh, too complicated Dave, I was blonde before I was grey.
Seeing God, she asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even has someone come in and change her hair colour. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After he lasts operation, she was released from the hopsital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit by a car and killed.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years ? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of that car?"
God replied, "I didn't recognise you !"