Extreme Joke, do not read if easily offended by political satire
Basil Faulty said
08:32 PM Oct 8, 2008
A platoon of soldiers were patrolling north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had happened.
The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.' We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
He yelled back that Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, good-for-nothing, left wing labour dickhead who knows bugger all about running the country.'
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited lesbian!'
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard !'
'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking hands, When a bloody truck hit us.'
dave06 said
08:34 PM Oct 8, 2008
I LIKE IT!!!! I LIKE IT!!!
Basil Faulty said
02:03 PM Oct 9, 2008
I gather this joke was/is so offensive it had to have it's own forum.....PMSL Maybe a good idea to have the humour in one place though...
dave06 said
02:26 PM Oct 9, 2008
I found the joke funny and if anybody found it offensive then they need a humour transplant, yep sure is a good idea to have the jokes in one area but I'm a bit concerned that the post is going to get a bit unweildy
Ole Grizzly said
06:28 PM Oct 9, 2008
Bas...that is a screamer..can relate to that episode to Ho Chi Min
Wombat 280 said
09:41 PM Oct 23, 2008
That's a good one LOL . Just got to reading this part of the forum
A platoon of soldiers were patrolling north of Fallujah when they
came upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.
On the opposite side of the road was an Australian soldier in a
similar but less serious state.
The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to
both men, the Platoon Leader asked the injured Australian what had
happened.
The soldier reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.' We
saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
He yelled back that Kevin Rudd is a bureaucratic, good-for-nothing,
left wing labour dickhead who knows bugger all about running the
country.'
'So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!'
He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Julia Gillard !'
'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, laughing, shaking
hands, When a bloody truck hit us.'
Maybe a good idea to have the humour in one place though...