who said all toilet tissues are created equal, some stubborn little buggers just refuse to "mix" with certain substances and then cause galloomping when emptied in the dump point, with certain dire consequences, if you wish to "get around" this embarrasing predecament, do what I did, buy 3 or 4 types of single roll toilet paper and put a few sheets in a jar, place 50 ml of your favourite loo additive in with it, top up with water and replace lid and shake well, the paper should almost dissolve, if it doesnt try another brand of loo paper until you find one that does dissolve and voila!! you have a good natured "conforming" loo at the dumpoint, look mum no more stains on my trousers or shoes

Hi grizz, smear campaign LOL!! seen a feller down at mt gambier had his holiday shorts on with the socks that come up to his crotch and the obligitory sandals, empty his unmentionables and it "spattered" all over the lower half, not a pretty sight, the toilet tissue we use is probably not available where you are so I suggest you do a little experimenting on the tissue around your area, you must be just about due to head out yourself arent you, ask Gary about the free camp at mannum, not far from where you are and a great little starter spot for you as the town is within a pretty little walk across the ferry, actually going by the camps australia book you have quite a few good spots just around your place, no reason not to get "out and about" grizz, just go, worlds a different place when viewed through the eyes of a "traveller"

You sure that bloke down the Mount wasn't a Scotty with the kilt stuck in his cheeks.
Can't really imaging socks that high..

Must have been the swing of his sporran doing the deceptive deed.

you wait grizz you'll see 'em, strange sights await you