An Aboriginal  man in Alice Springs goes to the doctor with a problem - he just can't stop jogging or stand still !

Hey white doctor says the Blackman. What ya think is makin me run all over the place. It's to puckin hot for dat ****.
The doctor says It's got me beat but hey I might have a cure.
 The doctor puts two rows of white powder on his desk and tells the Abo to snort them.
The black man does as the doctor asks and immediately stops jogging up and down and stands dead still.
'Puck me drunk it worked.  Is that cocaine?' he asks the doctor.
'No' the doctor replies.  'It's Omo - guaranteed to stop coloureds from running.' !!!

HAH!! HAH!!! HAH!! I like it, need some in adelaide for the gang of 49!!

Fred, the garbo got to Jacky's place and noticed the wheelie bin wasn't out. He didn't think all that much about it, but when the next week the bin wasn't out, nor again the third week be became a little curious.

The fourth week when he got to Jacky's house he saw Jacky sitting in the verandah and yelled out:-

"Hey, Jacky, where's ya bin?"

Jacky yelled back "I bin to Meekat'arra"

"Nah, Jacky", Fred replied, "Where's ya wheelie bin"

Jacky yelled out "well I really bin to jail, but I tell eveybody I bin to Meekat'arra"

Mike

I wheelie wike that one!!!