The essential accessory for the lateral thinker  a replacement for that church key  you have carried on your key ring since your national service days,    for those times when the twist tops are biting in and your wrist just isn't up to it anymore


They come in pairs so left or right foot action is available

 At $39.00  a must have

Wombat
I must write to father Xmas about this, but would like the optional extra, a CORK screw

yes but where will they put the can opener, OUCCCCHHHHH!!!!!!

Mmmmm a very novel idea.

Just need to make sure you haven't trod in any dog ***t before inserting the bottle I guess. 

Don't tell me........?  There's also a musical shoe opener available ...... plays SOLE music !!??

ahhh!!! sole music, now that would be a novelty Hmmmm!!