A man and his wife were celebrating together50 years! Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner intheirhonour.
'Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,' gushed son number one ... 'Sorry I'mrunning late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, youknowhow it is, and didn't have time to get you a gift.'
'Not to worry,' said the father. 'The important thing isthat we're alltogether today.'
Son number two arrived and announced, 'You and Mom look great, Dad. Ijustflew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time toshopfor you.'
'It's nothing,' said the father, 'We're glad you were able to come.'
Just then the daughter arrived, hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry,but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so Ididn't have time to get you anything.'
After they had finished dessert, the father said, 'There's somethingyourmother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we werevery poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each otherverymuch, but we just never found the time to get married.'
The three children gasped and all said, 'You mean we're b******s?'
'Yep,' said the father. 'And cheap onestoo.'
drongo & wendy said
07:34 AM Jan 10, 2009
G,DAY Gawd we will be married 50 years feb13. married on a friday also , guess how my luck has been, 7 kids later 22 g/kids & almost 10 greats and what did i get out of it all one long ear from beong dragged from some camp fire. HAPPY DAYS I will never leave her she has the money hehe
A man and his wife were celebrating together 50 years !
Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner intheir honour.
'Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,' gushed son number one ... 'Sorry I'mrunning late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a patient, youknow how it is, and didn't have time to get you a gift.'
'Not to worry,' said the father. 'The important thing isthat we're all together today.'
Son number two arrived and announced, 'You and Mom look great, Dad. Ijust flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and didn't have time toshop for you.'
'It's nothing,' said the father, 'We're glad you were able to come.'
Just then the daughter arrived, hello and happy anniversary! I'm sorry,but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so Ididn't have time to get you anything.'
After they had finished dessert, the father said, 'There's somethingyour mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we werevery poor. Despite this, we were able to send each of you to college.
Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we loved each othervery much, but we just never found the time to get married.'
The three children gasped and all said, 'You mean we're b******s?'
'Yep,' said the father. 'And cheap ones too.'
Gawd we will be married 50 years feb13. married on a friday also , guess how my luck has been, 7 kids later 22 g/kids & almost 10 greats and what did i get out of it all one long ear from beong dragged from some camp fire.
HAPPY DAYS I will never leave her she has the money hehe