> >> > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the
> >> > wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.
> >> > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left
> >> > out, and in the spirit of kindness,
> >> > and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets
> >> > out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks.
> >> > There's no answer.
> >> > Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again -
> >> > much harder.
> >> > Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door.
> >> > "Harro!" says the Japanese man.
> >> > "Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the
> >> > collector.
> >> > "I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a
> >> > bit perplexed.
> >> > Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him,
> >> > the bin man smiles and tries again.
> >> > "No ! no ! mate, Where's your dust bin?".
> >> > "I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the
> >> > Japanese man, still perplexed.
> >> > "Listen," says the collector. "You're
> >> > misunderstanding me. Where's your 'w h e e l i
> >> > e' bin?'"
> >> > "OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a
> >> > sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear.
> "I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's
> sister.........!"
JRH said
02:17 PM Jan 18, 2009
Nice one Dave. Gave the wife a giggle also.
dave06 said
02:50 PM Jan 18, 2009
had to share it, the original email actually came from a japanese freind of mine that we lent a hammer to in kangaroo island, terrific couple, we had a bit of a giggle as well knowing where it came from
> >> > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the
> >> > wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.
> >> > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left
> >> > out, and in the spirit of kindness,
> >> > and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets
> >> > out of his truck goes to the front door and knocks.
> >> > There's no answer.
> >> > Being a kindly and conscientious bloke, he knocks again -
> >> > much harder.
> >> > Eventually a Japanese man comes to the door.
> >> > "Harro!" says the Japanese man.
> >> > "Gidday, mate! Where's ya bin?" asks the
> >> > collector.
> >> > "I bin on toiret," explains the Japanese bloke, a
> >> > bit perplexed.
> >> > Realising the little foreign fellow had misunderstood him,
> >> > the bin man smiles and tries again.
> >> > "No ! no ! mate, Where's your dust bin?".
> >> > "I dust been to toiret, I toll you!'' says the
> >> > Japanese man, still perplexed.
> >> > "Listen," says the collector. "You're
> >> > misunderstanding me. Where's your 'w h e e l i
> >> > e' bin?'"
> >> > "OK, OK. " replies the Japanese man with a
> >> > sheepish grin, and whispers in the collector's ear.
> "I wheelie bin having sex wirra wife's
> sister.........!"