this was sent to me by a lovely lady whom shall remain nameless, but it is too funny to leave it out

Magic Sandals

A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the
market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal
shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You
foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble  shop.'

So the  married couple walked in.
The Jamaican said to them, 'I 'ave some special sandals  I tink you would be
interested in. Dey makes you wild at  sex.'

Well, the  wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what  the
man claimed, but  her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he
was.

The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.'

Well, the husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and
tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his
wife hadn't seen  before!!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked
down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm
hold of the Jamaican's thighs.

The Jamaican began screaming: 'You got dem on de wrong feet!'

nice one Dave

Dave I wish I was in your undies right now, I've just wet mine laughing....PMSL...

what does PMSL stand for i know lol and rofl but not pmsl

B F dave doesn't wear undies col

damn you colin, you found out my secret LOL!!! welcome to the nomads, hope we can help you along the way!!! pam it stands for pee'd my self laughing which is exacary what I did when it was sent to me!!! still laugh at it now, it's a classic!!

Ive seen it a few times but must be too thick. What is LOL?

LOL stands for laugh out loud, rotfl stands for rolled on the floor laughing you're not thick, I had to ask as well

Thanks Dave, now I can laugh and know why

so did I