Alocal policeman had just finished and was at home with his misses.
You wont believe what happened this evening, in all my years in the force iv never seen anything like it.
              'Yes dear what happened"
I came accros two blokes down by the river, one was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fire works.
               "What did u do about them"
"O that was easy"   I charged one and let the other one off



ps well ok took me a while also



smile ya on candid camera