My misses asked me "watcha doing today"I said nuttinShe said u done that yesterdayI said "i aint finished yet ___________________Man comes home and finds his wife in bed with one of his mates. So he shoots him dead.Wife says u keep doing that your gunna run out of friends ____________________A small boy wrote to Santa, send me a brother.Santa writes back "send me your mother" ____________________A women askes a man sitting in a train with 6 kids "are all those kids yours".The man replies with a smirk, "the man say no ,i work in a condom factory and there are customer complaints"
My misses asked me "watcha doing today"
I said nuttin
She said u done that yesterday
I said "i aint finished yet
___________________
Man comes home and finds his wife in bed with one of his mates. So he shoots him dead.
Wife says u keep doing that your gunna run out of friends
____________________
A small boy wrote to Santa, send me a brother.
Santa writes back "send me your mother"
____________________
A women askes a man sitting in a train with 6 kids "are all those kids yours".
The man replies with a smirk, "the man say no ,i work in a condom factory and there are customer complaints"
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Paddy came home to find his wife in the cot with his mate too.
So he walks to the dresser and gets his pistol.
As he liked his mate a lot he didn't want shoot him, so puts the gun to his own head.
his wife jumps up and shouts NO, PATRICK WHAT ARE YA DOIN!
Pat shouts back at her SHUT UP WOMAN, YOUR NEXT.