Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. 'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!
jimbo said
11:09 AM Mar 25, 2009
I was walking in a cemetery this morning and saw
a bloke hiding behind a gravestone.
I said, "Morning."
He replied, "No, just having a ****."
dave06 said
11:41 AM Mar 25, 2009
yeah!! driving to work I came upon a crash scene with no injuries, beshevelled looking fellow sitting on the pavement,
I stopped beside him and asked "have an accident" to which he replied "no thanks, just had one"
a drunk walking home from the pub came across a car broken down with the bonnett up and a man looking in to the engine bay, "whatshamatter" the drunk asked "piston broke" was the drivers response "so am I sonny, so am, I" the drunk responded
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball hit one of the men.
He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground
and proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
'Please allow me to help. I'm a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you'd allow me, she told him.
'Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few minutes,' the man replied
He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently took
his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her
hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked, 'How does that feel'?
He replied: It feels great, but I still think my thumb's broken!