Polilitically incorrect but extremely funny all the same
Roostertales said
06:52 PM Mar 25, 2009
Moe Disaster appeal!
Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:50:45 +0000 Hurricane Shazza hit Moe in the early hours of 17th November 2008. Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering 'Faaackinell'.
The hurricane devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of damage.. Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived.
The Moe News reported that hundreds of residents were confused and bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that something interesting had happened in Moe.
One resident - Tracy Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Smith, a 15-year-old mother of 3 said 'It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two Skye and River slept throughit all.'
Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and carried on as normal. The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000 crates of Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards, Jewellery from Kmart, and Bone China from Big W.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most sought after - items most needed include: flannelette shirts, tight blue jeans or spandex, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks, Moccasins and any other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject Shop.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Moe Disaster appeal!
Date: Tue, 16 Dec 2008 07:50:45 +0000
Hurricane Shazza hit Moe in the early hours of 17th November 2008.
Victims were seen wandering around aimlessly, muttering 'Faaackinell'.
The hurricane devastated the area causing approximately $30 worth of
damage..
Three areas of historic burnt out cars were disturbed. Many locals were
woken well before their Centrelink cheques arrived.
The Moe News reported that hundreds of residents were confused and
bewildered and were still trying to come to terms with the fact that
something interesting had happened in Moe.
One resident - Tracy Maree Sharon Britney Madonna Smith, a 15-year-old
mother of 3 said 'It was such a shock, my little Chardonnay-Mercedes
came running into my bedroom crying. My youngest two Skye and River slept
through it all.'
Apparently, looting, muggings and car crime were unaffected and
carried on as normal. The Australian Red Cross has so far managed to ship 4,000
crates of Bacardi-Breezers to the area to help the stricken locals.
Rescue workers are still searching through the rubble and have found
large quantities of personal belongings, including Health Care Cards,
Jewellery from Kmart, and Bone China from Big W.
HOW CAN YOU HELP?
This appeal is to raise money for food and clothing parcels for those
unfortunate enough to be caught up in this disaster. Clothing is most
sought after - items most needed include: flannelette shirts, tight blue
jeans or spandex, singlets (blue & white) white sport socks, Moccasins and any
other items usually sold in Priceline or The Reject Shop.
Food parcels may be harder to come by, but are needed all the same.
Required foodstuffs urgently needed include: Microwave meals, Baked
beans, Ice cream, Chips, Fizzy drinks.
Donations of $15.00 will be taken to buy a packet of winny blue 25s
and a lighter to calm the nerves of those affected.
**Breaking news**
Moe Uniting Church has cancelled their local 'Nativity Display' due to
Their inability to find three wise men or a virgin.