A young Irish chap goes to confession and says to the priest
"Forgive me father for I have sinned"
"And what is your sin my son?" replies the priest
"Last night I had unprotected sex with a girl." says the chap
"That is a very serious sin, my son, tell me who was the girl?"
"Sorry father I cannot tell you her name".
"You must my son, now was it Anne O'Donnell?
"I cannot say father"
"Well was it Mary McConnell then?"
"I cannot say father."
"Come now my son tell me the girls name, was it perhaps Kathleen Connor or maybe Julie Collins?"
"I'm sorry father my lips are sealed on this matter."
"One last chance now my son, for the sake of the girl's immortal soul you must tell me her name. was it Claire Petrie?"
"I cannot nor will I tell you her name father"
"Well then my son your punishment will be more severe for your silence, You must say five hail Mary's each day and you are banned from Holy Mass for 3 months. Now be off with you "
"Thank you father" says the young chap and leaves the church.
As he walks outside his mate come up to him and asks
"How did you go Patrick?
"3 months holiday and 5 good contacts." replied the young chap with a big grin.
"Forgive me father for I have sinned"
"And what is your sin my son?" replies the priest
"Last night I had unprotected sex with a girl." says the chap
"That is a very serious sin, my son, tell me who was the girl?"
"Sorry father I cannot tell you her name".
"You must my son, now was it Anne O'Donnell?
"I cannot say father"
"Well was it Mary McConnell then?"
"I cannot say father."
"Come now my son tell me the girls name, was it perhaps Kathleen Connor or maybe Julie Collins?"
"I'm sorry father my lips are sealed on this matter."
"One last chance now my son, for the sake of the girl's immortal soul you must tell me her name. was it Claire Petrie?"
"I cannot nor will I tell you her name father"
"Well then my son your punishment will be more severe for your silence, You must say five hail Mary's each day and you are banned from Holy Mass for 3 months. Now be off with you "
"Thank you father" says the young chap and leaves the church.
As he walks outside his mate come up to him and asks
"How did you go Patrick?
"3 months holiday and 5 good contacts." replied the young chap with a big grin.