Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs
raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting
ex-cons down - and shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found
them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne
police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the
sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will
never rape anybody again, by God.'
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth , 33, lost both his
penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol
in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate, Stanley Thomas, 29,
were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but
doctors managed to save his mangled penis.. Police said, 'The one guy,
Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he
won't be using it the way he used to.'
Detective Delp told reporters. 'Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through..'
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter
Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding
creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.
'When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided
I was going to go out and get those bastards myself cause I figured the Law
would go easy on them,' recalled the retired library worker, 'and I wasn't
scared of them, either, because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin'
all my life, and I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the
law changed about owning one.'
So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description
of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested
neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated
rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
'I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em
anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them.'
the oldster recalled.
'So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the
door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot him right square
between the legs, right where it would really hurt him most, you know.'
'Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me
to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.'
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the
vigilante granny. 'What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is
difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,' Det. Delp said, 'especially
when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.'
DEPORT HER TO THE UK - WE NEED HER.
drongo & wendy said
09:59 AM Apr 15, 2009
Good on ya granny just goes to show dont muck with us oldies familys shes got more balls than one of them creeps have hehe
dave06 said
10:27 AM Apr 15, 2009
should make her chief of police, all the normal coppers cant catch them
Rolly said
11:23 AM Apr 15, 2009
Another urban, started in the USofA, adapted to Melbourne and spread, like a virus, through the interwebs. The redneck lynch mobs love this kind of BS.
dave06 said
12:19 PM Apr 15, 2009
I found it an interesting and a most entertaining little story and what is life if not a series of interesting little storys all strung together, nobody said they all had to be absolutely true
with this in mind our campfire storys have been known to weeelllll!!! occasionally stretch what is commonly regarded as the truth
everybody goes to bed laughing and happy, surely thats better than "reality" whatever that is.
thank you Mike, this old redneck has another reason to smile!!!
go the gun toting grannys of this world
YEEEEEEEE!! HAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!
drongo & wendy said
12:42 PM Apr 15, 2009
I second that is it carried?
xina said
12:54 PM Apr 15, 2009
As looooooooooooooooong as possible.
Cheers,
xina.
Basil Faulty said
01:15 PM Apr 15, 2009
Rolly wrote:
Another urban, started in the USofA, adapted to Melbourne and spread, like a virus, through the interwebs. The redneck lynch mobs love this kind of BS.
I'm told I'm a redneck but I would have refered to it as hubris, not BS. BS is so, so, well just so "common". But you are correct, I had exacary the same thing sent to me concering an old woman who shot 2 hoons she caught in the act, bla, blah.... Still for a humourous interlude it was funnier than nanny mon's joke about the Lone Ranger that I did not get at all.
jandas fun said
02:48 PM Apr 15, 2009
Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story.
JohnW
suenami said
08:27 PM Apr 15, 2009
Carried, Dave.....
Cruising Granny said
08:34 PM Apr 16, 2009
unamimously!
drongo & wendy said
07:42 AM Apr 17, 2009
All those in favour have nodded there nut so its passed and its law i think
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs
raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting
ex-cons down - and shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found
them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne
police investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the
sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be: 'Those bastards will
never rape anybody again, by God.'
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth , 33, lost both his
penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol
in the hotel room where he and former prison cell mate, Stanley Thomas, 29,
were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but
doctors managed to save his mangled penis.. Police said, 'The one guy,
Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he
won't be using it the way he used to.'
Detective Delp told reporters. 'Both men are still in pretty bad shape,
but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through..'
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her granddaughter
Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two knife-wielding
creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.
'When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided
I was going to go out and get those bastards myself cause I figured the Law
would go easy on them,' recalled the retired library worker, 'and I wasn't
scared of them, either, because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin'
all my life, and I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the
law changed about owning one.'
So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's description
of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the wino-infested
neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the ill-fated
rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
'I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of 'em
anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them.'
the oldster recalled.
'So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on the
door, and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot him right square
between the legs, right where it would really hurt him most, you know.'
'Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me
to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in.'
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the
vigilante granny. 'What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, but it is
difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison,' Det. Delp said, 'especially
when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for Mayor.'
DEPORT HER TO THE UK - WE NEED HER.
The redneck lynch mobs love this kind of BS.
Still for a humourous interlude it was funnier than nanny mon's joke about the Lone Ranger that I did not get at all.