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drongo & wendy said
01:20 PM Apr 22, 2009
As u slide down the banister of life remember;
(1) Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggett have written an impressive book. Its called............ Ministers Do More Than Lay People.
(2) Transvestite: A guy that likes to drink, eat and be Mary
(3) The difference beteen the Pope and your boss. The Pope only wants u to kiss his ring
(4) My mind works like lightning. One flash and its gone.
(5) The only time the world beats a path to your door is if your in the toilet
(6)My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans its self
(7) I had sex once at the pictures, the seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice really put a chill on things
(8) It used to be only death and taxes, now of course there is Shipping and Handling.
(9) A husband is someone that thinks that taking the garbage out gives the impression that he has cleaned the whole house
(10) My next house will have no kitchen - just a vending machine and a large trash
can
(11)If u need a shoulder to cry on, pull over onto the side of the road
(12) A blonde said; I was worried the mechanic might try to rip off. But i was relieved when he told me my car only needed turn signal fluid
(13) Defination of a teenager? Gods punishment for enjoying sex
(14)As u slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
Gawd ya just gotta love MAXINE
The Gnome said
07:03 PM Apr 22, 2009
Luv 'em!Luv 'em!luv 'em!
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(1) Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggett have written an impressive book. Its called............ Ministers Do More Than Lay People.
(2) Transvestite: A guy that likes to drink, eat and be Mary
(3) The difference beteen the Pope and your boss. The Pope only wants u to kiss his ring
(4) My mind works like lightning. One flash and its gone.
(5) The only time the world beats a path to your door is if your in the toilet
(6)My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans its self
(7) I had sex once at the pictures, the seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice really put a chill on things
(8) It used to be only death and taxes, now of course there is Shipping and Handling.
(9) A husband is someone that thinks that taking the garbage out gives the impression that he has cleaned the whole house
(10) My next house will have no kitchen - just a vending machine and a large trash
can
(11)If u need a shoulder to cry on, pull over onto the side of the road
(12) A blonde said; I was worried the mechanic might try to rip off. But i was relieved when he told me my car only needed turn signal fluid
(13) Defination of a teenager? Gods punishment for enjoying sex
(14)As u slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point the wrong way.
Gawd ya just gotta love MAXINE