a flea was feeling tottally worn out and needed a holiday, he went in to a travel department to see about a week out in the sun

the tourism officer said to him "we have just the thing, a week in ringo starr's hair, it'll be great, south of france and in a celebritys hair"

flea "I'll take it"

he returns after a week and the tourist operator says "what are you doing back here you still had 3 days"

flea "it was teribble, he never leaves the room and plays the drums all day and shakes his head, I got a migraine, give me something else"

operator "okay, I got something else, a week in omar sharriffs moustache"

flea "I'll take it" but after a week he returns

operator, 'what are you doing back here this time you still got three days"

flea "it was a nightmare, he never left the casino and he smokes those big cigars and the smoke came up, oh it was a nightmare, give me something else, cmon all I want is a bit of sun and relaxation"

operator "all right you are very lucky, I've had a cancallation, I can give you one week in cairn in bridget bardot's muff, sunshine should be great"

flea "I'll take it," off he goes

four days and he's back 

travel agent " what is wrong now didnt you like it, what happened"

flea " I loved it, all she did was to lie out in the sun all day it was great"

agent "well why are you back"

flea " I dont know I ended up back in omar sharriffs moustache again and all that smoke'

Bit naughty but we both loved it.