A chap sees a sign advertising: "Talking Dog - $50". He knocks on the door and asks if he can see the dog, "sure" says the owner and calls the dog and leaves the room. " So you can talk" says the chap "Sure" says the dog "That is amazing - where did you learn to talk" The chap asks
The dog responds "well I used to work for ASIO and I was trained to sit in and listen to conversations" The dogs owner returns and the chap asks him "How come you only want $50 for the dog, he must be worth millions" The owner replies in disgust "He hasn't been giving you that BS about working for ASIO has he?"
sgntbilko said
10:59 AM May 5, 2009
Give up on the dog jokes Basil
Basil Faulty said
11:18 AM May 5, 2009
Ok Bilko, I'll stick to duck jokes, flu jokes and Obama jokes....
Cruising Granny said
06:12 PM May 6, 2009
And that just all in one joke.
What is it about ducks? No, you don't have to answer.
It seems you and Dave have a "duck" thing going. Anything you want to tell us?
" So you can talk" says the chap
"Sure" says the dog
"That is amazing - where did you learn to talk" The chap asks
The dog responds "well I used to work for ASIO and I was trained to sit in and listen to conversations"
The dogs owner returns and the chap asks him "How come you only want $50 for the dog, he must be worth millions"
The owner replies in disgust "He hasn't been giving you that BS about working for ASIO has he?"