A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy, She owns a caravan in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserver it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 13 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John. -------------- ---------- ------- ----- -- - PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Dean's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a Report Card That's in my center desk drawer. I Love you. ------------------ -------------- --------- ------- ---- - Call me when it's safe to come home.
A father passing by his son's bedroom
was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made
and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently
on the pillow
that was addressed to
'Dad.'
With the worst premonition
he opened the envelope
with
trembling hands
and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow
that I'm writing you.
I had to elope with my new girlfriend
because I wanted to avoid
a scene with Mum and you.
I have been finding
real passion with Stacy
and she is so nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her
because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes
and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion...
Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy,
She owns a caravan in the woods
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes
to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves
and trading it with the other people that live nearby
for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime
we will pray that science will find a cure
for AIDS
so
Stacy can get better.
She deserver it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 13 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back
to visit so that you can get
to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son
John.
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PS.
Dad, none of the above is true.
I'm over at Dean's house.
I just wanted to remind you
that there are worse things in life
than a Report Card
That's in my center desk drawer.
I
Love you.
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Call
me when it's safe to come home.