Theyve started already, 1. Micheal Jackson is dead. Hospital staff don't know what to do with the body as plastic recycling is not till next Tuesday 2. MJ has died. To commemorate his musical achievements, McDonalds have released the mcjackson burger. Its a 50 yr old piece of aged albino meat shoved between two 8 year old buns 3. MJ faked heart attack to get to hospital.....but died when he found out it didnt have a childrens ward 4. Its true, at 50 wacko jacko is dead so they are gonna remove all his plastic, melt it down and make kids toys. So the kids can play with him for a change! 5. Reports of Michael jackson having a Heart Attack are INCORRECT He has been found in the Children's Ward having a stroke
Basil Faulty said
07:21 PM Jun 26, 2009
love it Mr Gnome...
kenmarg said
08:59 PM Jun 29, 2009
well gnome. i love a joke like everyone else. thats just sick. havnt you any respect for the dead.
Rolly said
03:04 PM Jul 1, 2009
A bit more respect for the living would be a good thing.
After I'm dead I'm not likely to care one way or another.
1. Micheal Jackson is dead. Hospital staff don't know what to do with the body as plastic recycling is not till next Tuesday
2. MJ has died. To commemorate his musical achievements, McDonalds have released the mcjackson burger. Its a 50 yr old piece of aged albino meat shoved between two 8 year old buns
3. MJ faked heart attack to get to hospital.....but died when he found out it didnt have a childrens ward
4. Its true, at 50 wacko jacko is dead so they are gonna remove all his plastic, melt it down and make kids toys. So the kids can play with him for a change!
5. Reports of Michael jackson having a Heart Attack are INCORRECT He has been found in the Children's Ward having a stroke