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PIRATE
Ole Grizzly said
10:34 AM Jul 12, 2009
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said,
"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look
terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon
ball, but I'm fine now."
Bartender: "Well, OK, but what about the hook? What happened to
your hand?"
Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got
into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm
fine, really."
Bartender: "What about the eye patch?"
Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew
over. I looked up and one of them sh1t in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you lost an eye just
from bird sh1t!"
Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook!"
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"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look
terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
Bartender: "What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that
before."
Pirate: "Well, we were in a battle and I got hit with a cannon
ball, but I'm fine now."
Bartender: "Well, OK, but what about the hook? What happened to
your hand?"
Pirate: "We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got
into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook. I'm
fine, really."
Bartender: "What about the eye patch?"
Pirate: "Oh, one day we were at sea and a flock of birds flew
over. I looked up and one of them sh1t in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender, "you lost an eye just
from bird sh1t!"
Pirate: "It was my first day with the hook!"