I tried recently to rejoin the workforce. Here is my story .....
cheers .. CG
After landing my new job as a Bunnings greeter, a good find for many retirees..... I lasted less than a day..... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Bunnings. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. '
'Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Bunnings.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
dave06 said
04:34 PM Jul 15, 2009
ouchhh!!!!
Firefly said
08:54 PM Jul 15, 2009
Thats hilarious. Loved it.
Ma said
09:12 PM Jul 15, 2009
Oh that we were all that upfront and honest. Two black eyes coming up.
kenmarg said
08:12 PM Jul 16, 2009
what do they say chris.??? "many a true word is spoken is jest"
After landing my new job as a Bunnings greeter, a good find for many retirees.....
I lasted less than a day.....
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Bunnings. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone
slept with you twice. '
'Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Bunnings.'
My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.