It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it? "Heavens no, we bought it." "Then why don't you drive it away." We can't drive." Then why did you buy it?" "We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.
biggles said
09:23 AM Dec 14, 2009
Funny you should post on this subject - Being a person thats happy but not GAY, I get that feeling just after doing my tax - The Australian tax dept must be Bi-sexual.... everyone gets raped by them.
Basil Faulty said
10:22 AM Dec 14, 2009
I think Granny is more particular than that she wants to be screwed by a glandular surgeon... Not some hoon in a car park...
Disco Duck said
11:15 AM Dec 14, 2009
LOL yeah you are right Basil.
Ibbo and I are getting closer!!
Chin up Granny. We are on the way!!
Cruising Granny said
12:32 AM Dec 15, 2009
Where the hell would I be without you?
It doesn't bear thinking about. I luv yoos all!
As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.
He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there in the car. Were they trying to steal it?
"Heavens no, we bought it."
"Then why don't you drive it away."
We can't drive."
Then why did you buy it?"
"We were told that if we bought a Used car here we'd get screwed ...so we're just waiting.