Merry xmas to all , but a dry one for me. I made the mistake of trusting a mate to get me 2 cartons for xmas day, and guess what. NO BEER. I asked him yesterday if they would be here, and was told NO WORRIES. Next time I will get it myself. This will be a change -haven,t had a dry xmas for years. Maybe its a good thing, but I don,t think so. Have to work tommorrow. Bugga.
Delta18 said
10:34 AM Dec 25, 2009
ok I'll play santa, you pay my airfare and take me fishing and I will bring you a sixpack.
Now now, don't grovel, I know my generosity is overwhelming but, hey, it is christmas.
Have a happy day anyway, at least you will remember it tomorrow.
Cheers
bill12 said
11:28 AM Dec 25, 2009
I,ll get Santa to throw you in the sack, If you chuck in a 30 pack of Gold. Did you hear the the one about the dislectic satan worshiper- he sold his soul to Santa.
Delta18 said
01:20 PM Dec 25, 2009
bill12 wrote:Did you hear the the one about the dislectic satan worshiper- he sold his soul to Santa.
No, but I did hear of the two young brothers talking after getting the "Fire & Brimstone" sermon about Satan in church....."do you believe that stuff? asks the younger one. "Nah" says his brother, "you watch, it will be dad playing him too"
dave06 said
01:35 PM Dec 25, 2009
hey Bill I'll have a couple extra for you! here we go, are you watching! yuuuuummmmmmm!!! ahh!! thats good and cold!!!
tell you what you're on magnetic island, do you reckon if I put one in a tin would it get to you, better not risk it, I'll drink it here!
ibbo said
03:11 PM Dec 25, 2009
Bill,you poor man.How cruel can a man be to a fellow man.To help ease your thirst I will drink one for you and one for me until my slab haS GONE TO god.Chin up Bill you are amongst mates.Cheers.Ibbo.
JRH said
10:27 PM Dec 25, 2009
Sorry Bill I drank that many for you I am now too p i s s e d to type properly. :) :) :)
Cruising Granny said
11:38 PM Dec 25, 2009
Aw diddums, what sort of mate would do that?
I hope you didn't send money first, that would be a totally bad mate thing to do, especially at Christmas.
However, with all the sympathetic drinkers imbibing on your behalf, they'll get pissed, and crook, and you'll have had a great time, with no hangover to go to work with.
Now that has to be an upside to this tragedy.
Heck I even had a coupla bubbl...bubbl....ah - bubbly.... champers today, and nothing gave me potassium drop outs. Now, that's special -you have no idea how special that is.
Having a great Boxing Day at work.
Basil Faulty said
04:14 PM Dec 26, 2009
bill12 wrote:
I,ll get Santa to throw you in the sack, If you chuck in a 30 pack of Gold. Did you hear the the one about the dislectic satan worshiper- he sold his soul to Santa.
Jumping into the sack with Santa could be errrrr interesting.....But hey whatever floats your boat.....
JRH said
04:24 PM Dec 26, 2009
Basil Faulty wrote:
bill12 wrote:
I,ll get Santa to throw you in the sack, If you chuck in a 30 pack of Gold. Did you hear the the one about the dislectic satan worshiper- he sold his soul to Santa.
Jumping into the sack with Santa could be errrrr interesting.....But hey whatever floats your boat.....
Alfoil condoms anyone, going cheap.
Ma said
05:38 PM Dec 26, 2009
JRH wrote:
Alfoil condoms anyone, going cheap.
I've got some good quality alfoil here, heaps and heaps of it.........slightly used but surely turkey or pork or ham or plum pudding flavours would add to the experience
JRH said
05:51 PM Dec 26, 2009
As long as there are no holes in it Ma I reckon we could make a killing here. I am a little disappointed there is not any DUCK flavoured alfoil, but then we can't have everything can we. :) :) :)
Ma said
06:49 PM Dec 26, 2009
Didn't want to mention the "duck alfoil" JRH. Would hate to offend our most esteemed member..........you know who I mean.
JRH said
06:52 PM Dec 26, 2009
Ma wrote:
Didn't want to mention the "duck alfoil" JRH. Would hate to offend our most esteemed member..........you know who I mean.
How can you offend a Duck that wears an alfoil beanie, nothing can get through, the alfoil reflects it into outer space rather than absorbing it into inner space.
Disco Duck said
09:25 AM Dec 27, 2009
LOL Thanks Ma...............for your consideration about the Duck's feeling!!
I preferred him when he was too P*ssed to type!!
There is a reason why some pepole are so far away from the rest of society. They obviously can't mix with other people. Thank goodness I AM wearing my alfoil beanie!!
I'm pretty thick ........even without the alfoil beanie LOL
rosey said
04:55 PM Dec 27, 2009
Ma wrote:
.....the alfoil reflects it into outer space rather than absorbing it into inner space.
Says it all really.
Basil Faulty said
06:02 PM Dec 27, 2009
Ma wrote:
JRH wrote:
Alfoil condoms anyone, going cheap.
I've got some good quality alfoil here, heaps and heaps of it.........slightly used but surely turkey or pork or ham or plum pudding flavours would add to the experience
I have only ever tasted fruit or aniseed flavoured condoms the turkey pork etc would make a change.... And before you ask, don't ask....
Now now, don't grovel, I know my generosity is overwhelming but, hey, it is christmas.
Have a happy day anyway, at least you will remember it tomorrow.
Cheers
I,ll get Santa to throw you in the sack, If you chuck in a 30 pack of Gold. Did you hear the the one about the dislectic satan worshiper- he sold his soul to Santa.
No, but I did hear of the two young brothers talking after getting the "Fire & Brimstone" sermon about Satan in church....."do you believe that stuff? asks the younger one. "Nah" says his brother, "you watch, it will be dad playing him too"
Jumping into the sack with Santa could be errrrr interesting.....But hey whatever floats your boat.....
I have only ever tasted fruit or aniseed flavoured condoms the turkey pork etc would make a change....
And before you ask, don't ask....