There were 101 nuns at the convent, and one morning on of them said "I saw a man cllimb over the fence last night."  99 nuns went "oooh!", and one hid behind her hand and went "he,he".

"I saw a man creep across the courtyard last night", the nun said.

99 nuns went "oooh!"m and one hid behind her hand and went "he,he."

"I saw a man climb through a window last night," said the nun.

99 nuns went "ooh!", and one hid behind her hand and went "he, he."

"I found a condom on the floor this morning," said the nun.

99 nuns went "ooh!", and one hid behind her hand and went "he,he."

"It had a hole in it," the nun said.

99 nuns hid behind their hands and went "he, he.", and one nun went "ooh!!"