Wanted woman. must have caravan and tug. Must know how to clean fish.PLEASE SEND PICTURE OF CARAVAN.
Beth54 said
08:03 PM Apr 10, 2011
Was that meant to be in the joke section Bill?
jimricho said
09:16 PM Apr 10, 2011
A variation on the fisherman's personal ad
Cruising Granny said
09:40 PM Apr 10, 2011
Aw Bill, I bet you say that to all the girls. The status quo remains - I still haven't had an offer I couldn't refuse. The topic is very topical. Perhaps you should stay off the fish protein for a while and just stick to the Bundy.
brickies said
10:38 PM Apr 10, 2011
Bill I would think you would need to give us more information , size, layout ,how big, what sort of tug , would you be helping out with any on going cost and do you snore and fart in the van and how often do you shower
Vic said
12:24 AM Apr 11, 2011
And of course need to have a big bank balance and be able to afford your lifestyle, new fishing rods etc, etc......
PS: You're a bit of a worry Bill
-- Edited by Vic on Monday 11th of April 2011 12:26:04 AM
bill12 said
05:41 AM Apr 11, 2011
Sorry, a joke in the wrong section.
petengail said
07:52 AM Apr 11, 2011
Whats the matter Bill, cant you fit the harem into the "Bait Box"... LOL
Beth54 said
09:14 AM Apr 11, 2011
Maybe I should take out an ad like that!
jimricho said
09:17 AM Apr 11, 2011
bill12 wrote:
Wanted woman. must have caravan and tug. Must know how to clean fish.PLEASE SEND PICTURE OF CARAVAN.
And also owns a pub or a brewery????
jules47 said
12:27 PM Apr 11, 2011
What??!! You want a WOMAN????????
Surely not - not that there's anything wrong with that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha!Ha!
Happywanderer said
01:31 PM Apr 11, 2011
Beth, I've got the perfect advert.
Wanted Men: You scratch my back I'll scratch yours. It's the only thing I can't do myself!!!!
jules47 said
02:58 PM Apr 11, 2011
Luv it!!!! Except for reversing the van - but going to do a day course in early June on the Sunshine Coast - can't seem to get my head around it on my own in the driveway. Apparently you use their vehicle and van -trouble is their vehicle is auto, I drive manual.
Beth54 said
03:56 PM Apr 11, 2011
Happywanderer wrote:
Beth, I've got the perfect advert.
Wanted Men: You scratch my back I'll scratch yours. It's the only thing I can't do myself!!!!
hahaha The edge of the door frame works well. I only need one for lifting things! I'm not as strong as I used to be.
Esmeralda said
01:47 PM Apr 12, 2011
Hey Bill - when you find one, can I borrow her to teach me how to clean fish??
Beth54 said
01:55 PM Apr 12, 2011
I've never really learnt how to fish, but I love eating it, so probably should learn.
But I don't know if I could clean it. Cutting it open and pulling out guts just doesn't do it for me!
Hence, another thing a man would be useful for!
blaze said
02:39 PM Apr 12, 2011
Beth54 wrote:
I've never really learnt how to fish, but I love eating it, so probably should learn.
But I don't know if I could clean it. Cutting it open and pulling out guts just doesn't do it for me!
Hence, another thing a man would be useful for!
Most fish you can run a fillet off each side, take the skin off the fillet, yhis leaves the head and frame along with the gut intact to throw away or put in the crab pots, a bit of skin to throw out and a couple of suculent fillets to cook as you please. I like to pan fry in a bit of butter myself
cheers
blaze
Gerty Dancer said
02:48 PM Apr 12, 2011
I can do the gutting/filleting thing, just need a sharp knife, and I'm lousy at sharpening them. Have resorted to paying a butcher a couple of $ to sharpen my knives in the past.
glassies said
05:56 AM Apr 13, 2011
oddly enough one of my favourite things is to scale and gut fish i actualy enjoy it and i love camping fishing travelling but alas bill sorry im taken lol
Sheba said
05:58 PM Apr 13, 2011
Esmeralda wrote:
Hey Bill - when you find one, can I borrow her to teach me how to clean fish??
If we ever meet up I'll teach you Esmeralda. Guess who got lumbered with most of the filleting etc. at a Fishing camp on Night Island 20 odd years ago ?
Cheers,
Sheba.
Esmeralda said
08:33 PM Apr 17, 2011
Thanks Sheba - I'll look forward to it and when I finally get away on a long trip I will keep my eye out for you.
Cheers, Es
Esmeralda said
08:35 PM Apr 17, 2011
Thanks Blaze - I might give this a go - I will get a whole fish from the fish shop/market and give it a go.
Wanted woman. must have caravan and tug. Must know how to clean fish.PLEASE SEND PICTURE OF CARAVAN.
Was that meant to be in the joke section Bill?
The topic is very topical. Perhaps you should stay off the fish protein for a while and just stick to the Bundy.
And of course need to have a big bank balance and be able to afford your lifestyle, new fishing rods etc, etc......
PS: You're a bit of a worry Bill
-- Edited by Vic on Monday 11th of April 2011 12:26:04 AM
Maybe I should take out an ad like that!
And also owns a pub or a brewery????
What??!! You want a WOMAN????????
Surely not - not that there's anything wrong with that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha!Ha!
Wanted Men: You scratch my back I'll scratch yours. It's the only thing I can't do myself!!!!
hahaha The edge of the door frame works well. I only need one for lifting things! I'm not as strong as I used to be.
Hey Bill - when you find one, can I borrow her to teach me how to clean fish??
I've never really learnt how to fish, but I love eating it, so probably should learn.
But I don't know if I could clean it. Cutting it open and pulling out guts just doesn't do it for me!
Hence, another thing a man would be useful for!
Most fish you can run a fillet off each side, take the skin off the fillet, yhis leaves the head and frame along with the gut intact to throw away or put in the crab pots, a bit of skin to throw out and a couple of suculent fillets to cook as you please. I like to pan fry in a bit of butter myself
cheers
blaze
im taken lol
If we ever meet up I'll teach you Esmeralda. Guess who got lumbered with most of the filleting etc. at a Fishing camp on Night Island 20 odd years ago ?
Cheers,
Sheba.
Thanks Sheba - I'll look forward to it and when I finally get away on a long trip I will keep my eye out for you.
Cheers, Es
Thanks Blaze - I might give this a go - I will get a whole fish from the fish shop/market and give it a go.
Cheers, Esmeralda