Men are like....

1. Men are likeLaxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2 Men are likeBananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
3.Men are like Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4.Men are like BlendersYou need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are likeChocolate Bars ..Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are likeCommercials . You can't believe a word they say.


7. Men are like Department Stores... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8.Men are like .. Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10.Men are likePopcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many

inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12! . Men are likeLava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13.Men are like Parking SpotsAll the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.