''A piece of grey tarmac is in a bar with a piece of red tarmac,''
''A piece of green tarmac walks in, grabs red's drink, and saunters off. Red tarmac, outraged, gets up to follow, but grey tarmac says, 'Leave it.' 'But he stole my drink!' fumes red. 'Yeah', says grey, 'but mate, believe me, you don't want to mess with him. He's a cycle path.' ''
Cruising Granny said
04:17 PM Jun 5, 2011
Oh, dear! Where do you get them?
gubby said
06:49 PM Jun 5, 2011
Is That One For the Road????
tonyd said
01:44 AM Jun 6, 2011
Firefly, that's not a "really" bad joke. It's a terribly, awfully, dreadfully, appallingly bad joke. But quite funny! Cheers, Tony
Firefly said
02:42 PM Jun 6, 2011
Thanks Tony, glad you noticed.
goinsoon said
09:48 PM Jun 6, 2011
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!
Cruising Granny said
11:29 PM Jun 6, 2011
I blame it on the English language. Between the spelling and mixed meanings, there are so many options. Do you have to pick that one? Very punny!
''A piece of grey tarmac is in a bar with a piece of red tarmac,''
''A piece of green tarmac walks in, grabs red's drink, and saunters off. Red tarmac, outraged, gets up to follow, but grey tarmac says, 'Leave it.' 'But he stole my drink!' fumes red. 'Yeah', says grey, 'but mate, believe me, you don't want to mess with him. He's a cycle path.' ''
Is That One For the Road????
But quite funny!
Cheers, Tony
Thanks Tony, glad you noticed.
Do you have to pick that one?
Very punny!