A koala was sitting in a gum tree smoking a joint

when a little lizard walkedpast, looked up and said,

'Hey Koala!

 What are you  doing?'

 The koala said, 'Smoking a  joint,come up and have some.'


So the little lizard climbed  up and sat next to the koala
where they enjoyed a few joints.
Aftera  while the little lizard said that his mouth was 'dry'
and that he  was going to get a drinkfrom the river.

The little lizard was so  stoned that he leaned over too
far and fell into the river.
A  crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard
and helped him  to the side. Then he asked the littlelizard,
'What's the matter  with you?'

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that  he had been
sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking a joint, but
got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a  drink..

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and  walked
into the rain forest, foundthe tree where the koala was 
sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked upand  said,


'Hey you!'

the  koala looked down at him and said,

'Fuuuuuuck,  dude...
How much water did you  drink!