One day I go abroad to a bigga hotel. Inna morning I go down to eata breakfast. I tella watress I wan two pissas toast. She brings only one piss. I tella I wan two piss. She say go toilet. I say you you no understand, I wan two piss on ma plate. She say you betta no pissa onna plate you dirty sonna bitch. I donna even know lady and she call me sonna bitch.
Later I go cafe. The waitress brings me knife but no fock. I tella I wan fock. She say everyone wan fock. I say you no undestand, I wanna fock on table. She say you betta no fock on table you dirty sonna bitch. I fed up so I go back to hotel to sleep.
At hotel I find no ****s on bed. I call manager and tella hime I wanna **** on bed. He say you betta no **** on bed you dirty sonna bitch.
I go to reception and man say "Pease on you" I say piss on you too farter of bitch. I gonna back to Italy pronto.
One day I go abroad to a bigga hotel. Inna morning I go down to eata breakfast. I tella watress I wan two pissas toast. She brings only one piss. I tella I wan two piss. She say go toilet. I say you you no understand, I wan two piss on ma plate. She say you betta no pissa onna plate you dirty sonna bitch. I donna even know lady and she call me sonna bitch.
Later I go cafe. The waitress brings me knife but no fock. I tella I wan fock. She say everyone wan fock. I say you no undestand, I wanna fock on table. She say you betta no fock on table you dirty sonna bitch. I fed up so I go back to hotel to sleep.
At hotel I find no ****s on bed. I call manager and tella hime I wanna **** on bed. He say you betta no **** on bed you dirty sonna bitch.
I go to reception and man say "Pease on you" I say piss on you too farter of bitch. I gonna back to Italy pronto.
Ha ha Ha Ha ha! Just alove thema Italiano joke's