THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...
Well, its ****... That's right, ****!
**** may just be the most functional word in the English language.
You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget
****,
And tell others to eat ****.

Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the
difference between **** and shinola.
There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s.
There is bull****, horse****, and chicken ****.

You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****,
shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan.

You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****.


Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****,
And some days are just plain ****ty.

Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are
times when you feel like ****.

You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong
**** or a lot of weird ****.

You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up ****
creek without a paddle.

Sometimes your breath smells like ****

Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall
in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, its the basic building block
of the English language.
And remember, once you know your ****, you dont need to know anything
else!!


You could pass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you
don't give a ****!
Well, ****, it's time for me to go.


Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice
day without a bunch of ****.
But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some
****-head...........
Well, **** Happens!!!


HOPE YOUR ****TY DAYS ARE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN


Oh, and some days you can't ****!