With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my backside in the mirror I will think, Good grief, look how smart I am!
Must be where 'Smart Arse' came from!
robell said
10:28 PM Jun 24, 2011
Yup, ok, NO COMMENT [BITES DOWN HARD ON TONGUE]
-- Edited by robell on Friday 24th of June 2011 10:33:36 PM
Cruising Granny said
10:32 PM Jun 24, 2011
But you did comment Robell. Mmmmm............ What are you trying NOT to say?
robell said
10:35 PM Jun 24, 2011
Nutin, aint sayin nutin
gubby said
10:38 PM Jun 24, 2011
Sounds a bit like one of my excuses:
I'm not overweight, I just weighed myself, looked it up on the weight for height scale and discovered that I'm 6' 11". I'm not overweight, just short for my height...
oldphartz said
08:28 AM Jun 25, 2011
Since "She who must be obeyed" and I, signed into THE GREY NOMADS, we had little idea how helpfull all you kind people could be.
We have decided to abandon the trip from Perth to Darwin in Feb/Mar/April 2012. Cyclones and floods along with blocked roads, has put the good lady off. 40 years ago we would have been up that track like a rat up a drainpipe in search of adventure.
Wow..How maturity changes our outlook on life. How boring is that? I was still keen to do it, but, with feminine wisdom from the better half (stored wisdom, I believe from a recent message, brings bulk in which to store it. Am I correct? Or am I painting myself into a corner, or an early grave?). Both I think. However. Big is much smarter.
Instead we are heading for Melbourne and visit inlaws/outlaws and the zig-zag our way up to Cairns. Again by motorhome. Any info on firms in Victoria that rent out them out?
My apologies if I have jumped into someone elses arena here. But being a bloke who has been used to writing letters then this technology has yet to hit me in the assets.
Regards Rob
gubby said
08:31 AM Jun 25, 2011
Oldphartz you have placed this question in the just joking thread, it would get a lot more replies if you put it in the General Forum section...
oldphartz said
08:40 AM Jun 25, 2011
I'll be damned. Some one is reading this?. It is almost midnight her in Scotland. The sky is still bright (ish). The sun will be be up at 03.30.
With regards your comment. How do I get it on the main site? I am a total luddite here. Smoke signals, morse code and shouting are my normal method of communications.
Did I paint myself into a corner??
Rob
gubby said
08:46 AM Jun 25, 2011
At the top of the page where it says "Logged in as Oldphartz" you'll see it says you have 1 message click on that, I've sent you a PM (Personal Message)
oldphartz said
08:57 AM Jun 25, 2011
Truly. I am thick. I couldn't find it.
Sorry
Cruising Granny said
04:38 PM Jun 25, 2011
Keep looking, and welcome to the forum. Are you looking for the Grey Nomad's main page or your profile page? If you're looking for your profile page just click on your title anywhere and you can work from there. If you're looking for the main page click on the heading of this section where it says "Grey Nomads Website" or Grey Nomads Forum" and fish around for a while. As forums and sites go, this format is relatively simple when you know how it works. A bit like rocket science or threading a needle. Easy when you know how. Good luck.
So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my backside in the mirror I will think, Good grief, look how smart I am!
Must be where 'Smart Arse' came from!
Yup, ok, NO COMMENT
[BITES DOWN HARD ON TONGUE]
-- Edited by robell on Friday 24th of June 2011 10:33:36 PM
What are you trying NOT to say?
Sounds a bit like one of my excuses:
I'm not overweight, I just weighed myself, looked it up on the weight for height scale and discovered that I'm 6' 11". I'm not overweight, just short for my height...
Since "She who must be obeyed" and I, signed into THE GREY NOMADS, we had little idea how helpfull all you kind people could be.
We have decided to abandon the trip from Perth to Darwin in Feb/Mar/April 2012. Cyclones and floods along with blocked roads, has put the good lady off. 40 years ago we would have been up that track like a rat up a drainpipe in search of adventure.
Wow..How maturity changes our outlook on life. How boring is that? I was still keen to do it, but, with feminine wisdom from the better half (stored wisdom, I believe from a recent message, brings bulk in which to store it. Am I correct? Or am I painting myself into a corner, or an early grave?). Both I think. However. Big is much smarter.
Instead we are heading for Melbourne and visit inlaws/outlaws and the zig-zag our way up to Cairns. Again by motorhome. Any info on firms in Victoria that rent out them out?
My apologies if I have jumped into someone elses arena here. But being a bloke who has been used to writing letters then this technology has yet to hit me in the assets.
Regards Rob
Oldphartz you have placed this question in the just joking thread, it would get a lot more replies if you put it in the General Forum section...
I'll be damned. Some one is reading this?. It is almost midnight her in Scotland. The sky is still bright (ish). The sun will be be up at 03.30.
With regards your comment. How do I get it on the main site? I am a total luddite here. Smoke signals, morse code and shouting are my normal method of communications.
Did I paint myself into a corner??
Rob
At the top of the page where it says "Logged in as Oldphartz" you'll see it says you have 1 message click on that, I've sent you a PM (Personal Message)
Truly. I am thick. I couldn't find it.
Sorry
Are you looking for the Grey Nomad's main page or your profile page?
If you're looking for your profile page just click on your title anywhere and you can work from there.
If you're looking for the main page click on the heading of this section where it says "Grey Nomads Website" or Grey Nomads Forum" and fish around for a while.
As forums and sites go, this format is relatively simple when you know how it works. A bit like rocket science or threading a needle.
Easy when you know how. Good luck.