A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy
> day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her
> husband's car pull into the driveway.
>
>
>  'Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's
> home early!'
>
>
>  'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there!'
>
>
>  'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied.. 'He's
> got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'
>
>
>  So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the
> window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered
> he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he
> started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
>
>
>  Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as
> best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been
> watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
>
>
>  Do you always run in the nude?' one asked.
>
>
>  'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!'
>
>
>  Another runner moved a long side.. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes
> with you under your arm?'
>
>
>  'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed
> right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'
>
>
>  Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always
> wear a condom when you run?'
>
>
>
>  'Nope..just when it's raining.'