Men never seem to think about the danger of some of the jobs that they do......... you've got to love the techniques they conjure up to get the jobs done.
jules47 said
06:33 PM Jul 15, 2011
,not getting any pictures - only a bit square box with a red cross in corner.
Sheba said
06:44 PM Jul 15, 2011
Have you right-clicked and clicked on Show Picture Jules ? I have and still can't see them
Cheers,
Sheba.
jules47 said
07:43 PM Jul 15, 2011
Yep - Sheba - just tried that, and still no joy. jules
Happywanderer said
07:54 PM Jul 15, 2011
Nothing here either.
robell said
07:54 PM Jul 15, 2011
Cant see any pictures, but the cause of male deaths before females could be that we males open our mouths at the wrong time.
Vic said
08:08 PM Jul 15, 2011
robell wrote:
Cant see any pictures, but the cause of male deaths before females could be that we males open our mouths at the wrong time.
Can't see any pic's either.......male deaths.......or we prefer to die early to escape a fate worst than death....
Ma said
08:40 PM Jul 15, 2011
Ditto guys, red x in a box here too
NeilandRaine said
11:34 PM Jul 15, 2011
Disclaimer. The poster is not the writer. I just thought it would be a good place to post this bit I saw not long ago Not necessary my opinion I wouldn't be game to own up if it was
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework,you're a pansy. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her. if you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better. If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity. If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference. If you cry, you're a wimp. If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard. If you thump her, it's wife bashing. If she thumps you, it's self-defense. If you make a decision without consulting her,you're a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you,she's a liberated woman. If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy,that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert. If you don't, you're gay. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist. If you don't, you're unromantic. If you try to keep yourself in shape,you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob. If you buy her flowers,you're after something. If you don't, you're not thoughtful. If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself. If you don't, you're not ambitious. If she has a headache, she's tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore. If you want it too often, you're oversexed. If you don't, there must be someone else. NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! THEY WANT TO!!
It is a joke.
jimricho said
07:22 AM Jul 16, 2011
NeilandRaine wrote:
It is a joke.
Then why is it cluttering up the general forum and not in the joke forum?
NeilandRaine said
08:17 AM Jul 16, 2011
jimricho wrote:
NeilandRaine wrote:
It is a joke.
Then why is it cluttering up the general forum and not in the joke forum?
Because it fit in with the thread......... Lighten Up
Wombat 280 said
08:21 PM Jul 16, 2011
It's a safety warning for us mere males no joking involved they are real pics from real life situations
Happywanderer said
08:37 PM Jul 16, 2011
Wombat 280. There is no pictures. And the joking they were talking about was the one by NeilandRaine.
Vic said
09:01 PM Jul 16, 2011
Yes, none of us know what the pictures are about, is there any way you could post them again in another format (jpeg?) as nobody can see them.
Neil and Raine were just making light of the title as there was nothing really to comment on in regards to the pics'.
Sheba said
09:32 PM Jul 16, 2011
Glad it's not just me this time.
Cheers,
Sheba.
Cruising Granny said
01:40 PM Jul 17, 2011
Losing a sense of humour could be life threatening.
Wombat 280 said
09:20 PM Jul 18, 2011
Sorry Folks have now convert them to Jpeg hope you can see them now
Men never seem to think about the danger of some of the jobs that they do.........
you've got to love the techniques they conjure up to get the jobs done.
Have you right-clicked and clicked on Show Picture Jules ? I have and still can't see them
Cheers,
Sheba.
jules
Can't see any pic's either.......male deaths.......or we prefer to die early to escape a fate worst than death....
Ditto guys, red x in a box here too
I just thought it would be a good place to post this bit I saw not long ago
Not necessary my opinion I wouldn't be game to own up if it was
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework,you're a pansy.
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
if you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay,this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you thump her, it's wife bashing.
If she thumps you, it's self-defense.
If you make a decision without consulting her,you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you,she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy,that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're a pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape,you're vain. If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers,you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
If you don't, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN! THEY WANT TO!!
It is a joke.
Then why is it cluttering up the general forum and not in the joke forum?
Because it fit in with the thread......... Lighten Up
Neil and Raine were just making light of the title as there was nothing really to comment on in regards to the pics'.
Glad it's not just me this time.
Cheers,
Sheba.
Sorry Folks have now convert them to Jpeg hope you can see them now