Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers, Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers, Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers, Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning. It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning, And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming, Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos tits can be such troublesome things When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing. And although they go well with my Bingo wings, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow, When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low, When they're less of a friend and more of a foe, Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was young I got whistles and hoots, From the men on the site to the men in the suits, Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots, Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters, Cruising around with my favourite suitors. Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they follow behind and get trapped in the door, When they're less in the air and more near the floor, When people see less of them rather than more, Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
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Travel Bug said
09:14 PM Aug 1, 2011
Thanks jimbo
Pam Ayres is brilliant!!!
jules47 said
09:26 PM Aug 1, 2011
Terrific Jimbo - have cut and pasted and emailed to all my girlfriends - I know they will appreciate it - Pam Ayres is a scream isn't she?
Happywanderer said
09:40 PM Aug 1, 2011
I have her book here. Bought it at a book sale as my mum loved her to bits and was always trying to copy her accent which she did quite well.
jimbo said
08:52 AM Aug 2, 2011
She was very good..Wonder what she does now
Travel Bug said
04:21 PM Aug 2, 2011
jimbo, she will be touring Australia in November. The tour will coincide with the release of her Autubiography, "The Necessary Aptitude".
Don't think I can make it to her show but I will buy the book
jimbo said
05:00 PM Aug 2, 2011
Thanks Travel bug
robell said
06:47 PM Aug 2, 2011
Great Jimbo, she's is brilliant
Romy5152 said
08:16 PM Aug 6, 2011
I love her accent - her poetry readings just wouldn't be the same read by anyone else.
Cruising Granny said
08:34 PM Aug 6, 2011
For all her popularity and fame, Pam Ayers still seems to retain her humble beginnings, using her lifestyle for her poetry. She's brilliant! And I wish I'd looked after mine too.
Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits
By Pam Ayres
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
I wish I'd looked after me tits.
When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
When people see less of them rather than more,
Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
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Thanks jimbo
Pam Ayres is brilliant!!!
She was very good..Wonder what she does now
jimbo, she will be touring Australia in November. The tour will coincide with the release of her Autubiography, "The Necessary Aptitude".
Don't think I can make it to her show but I will buy the book
Thanks Travel bug
She's brilliant!
And I wish I'd looked after mine too.