*A man met a beautiful blonde lady and decided he wanted to
marry her right away.**

*She said, 'But we don't know anything about each other..'*

*He said, 'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as
we go along.'*

*So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a
honeymoon at a very nice resort.*

*One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off
of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two
and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike
position, at which point he straightened out and cut the
water like a knife.*

*After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down
on the towel.*

*She said, 'That was incredible!'*

*He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see,
I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along.'*

*So she got up, jumped in the pool and started doing lengths.*

*After seventy -five lengths she climbed out of the pool,
lay down on her towel and was hardly out of breath.*

*He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic
endurance swimmer?'*

*'No,' she said, 'I was a hooker in Pittsburgh and I worked
both sides of the River"

Yes!  Brought a smile too my dial