I was walking along the beach and found buried in the sand a large green bottle ??? Well as you do i picked it up, and screwed of the lid and WHOOOSH ?? out popped a Genie !!!
The genie said thankyou, i have been trapped in there for 1000 years, and for letting me free I hereby grant you one wish. Well i know this story and said hang on mate for setting you free i am supposed to get three wishes Well the Genie was most upset and said, Listen buddy i have been locked up for 1000 years and i want to get out and Party, So you get one wish only, so make up your mind quick, Now,
Well just my luck ! I have to get a genie with bad attitude. so i thought about my wish ?? and said OK, it's like this, I am to scared to travel by Plane, and i get Seasick if i travel by Sea. So could you please build me a Bridge from here to Tasmania, as i have always wanted to go to Tassie, WELL did the Genie Go Off at me,
He said WHAT !!! do you realise how much time that will take, have i realised the amount of Cement and steel it would take, have i put any thought into the envoiromental damage it will do when he drives the pylons into the ocean floor, he said that is to difficult, and that i had better think of something else, and quickly, as he wants to go and Party.
So i thought again for a while, then said OK, can you help me with this ????
My wife, says one thing but means something else ??? she tells me to do it one way, so i do, then she says why did you do it like that !! When a man tries to please a woman, he can never get it right. so if it to difficult and almost impossible, to build me the Bridge, then can you please GRANT ME A WISH THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND WOMAN ???????????
Well the Genie thought long and hard for quite a while ??????????????????????? then said
I was walking along the beach and found buried in the sand a large green bottle ??? Well as you do i picked it up, and screwed of the lid and WHOOOSH ?? out popped a Genie !!!
The genie said thankyou, i have been trapped in there for 1000 years, and for letting me free I hereby grant you one wish. Well i know this story and said hang on mate for setting you free i am supposed to get three wishes Well the Genie was most upset and said, Listen buddy i have been locked up for 1000 years and i want to get out and Party, So you get one wish only, so make up your mind quick, Now,
Well just my luck ! I have to get a genie with bad attitude. so i thought about my wish ?? and said OK, it's like this, I am to scared to travel by Plane, and i get Seasick if i travel by Sea. So could you please build me a Bridge from here to Tasmania, as i have always wanted to go to Tassie, WELL did the Genie Go Off at me,
He said WHAT !!! do you realise how much time that will take, have i realised the amount of Cement and steel it would take, have i put any thought into the envoiromental damage it will do when he drives the pylons into the ocean floor, he said that is to difficult, and that i had better think of something else, and quickly, as he wants to go and Party.
So i thought again for a while, then said OK, can you help me with this ????
My wife, says one thing but means something else ??? she tells me to do it one way, so i do, then she says why did you do it like that !! When a man tries to please a woman, he can never get it right. so if it to difficult and almost impossible, to build me the Bridge, then can you please GRANT ME A WISH THAT I CAN UNDERSTAND WOMAN ???????????
Well the Genie thought long and hard for quite a while ??????????????????????? then said
How many lanes do you want on this Bridge ??